mushroom taco

an extremely ugly girl that looks like a man

"seriously dude, why are you dating that mushroom taco?"

by skyman235 April 1, 2010

taco pie

You take tacos and crackers and you mash them up with a hammer(claw hammer) You then add food coloring, all the food coloring, and it will be black. You eat them. Enjoy!

Enjoy those tacos now for in a hundred years they will be illegal.

by Mike Poppiti March 25, 2005

get a taco

To quit doing whatever your doing and go eat something.

As said by "Winston Wolf" in "Pulp Fiction" after directing the clean up of brains from the car.

Fuck that, lets get a taco.

by hwinked January 17, 2004

bearded taco

A flat out hairy snizz found on mostly fat red heads.

Ay! see that cum dumpster over der? She got the most heriest bearded taco out der

by Lakesha October 9, 2006

Mexican taco

Mexican pussy

Sammy s sisters pussy looked like a mexican taco

by nuke mexico!!! September 9, 2010

Taco Shorts

When a girl is wearing a pair in too short, too tight shorts & her hoo-haa looks like a taco. Also known as camel toe

That girl should have gotten a size bigger on her shorts, they definitely look like taco shorts on her!

by SamanthaDear December 7, 2011

mint taco

1. It's when you douche with mouthwash
2. It's a nice snack, light and refreshing

I got myself a mint taco last week, it still stings!

by lepotate August 29, 2018