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Burner Standard Time 

Burner Standard Time is the approximation of the time a meeting or event will take place between two attendees of Burning Man, which takes into account the reality that Burners are easily distracted and often late (especially at Burning Man). For instance, 4pm burner standard time should be understood as anywhere between 4:30 and 6pm "real" time.

While it is common parlance at Burning Man, it has application outside of the festival as well.
At Burning Man:
"Let's meet by the temple at at 3 o'clock burner standard time"

Outside of Burning Man:
"Larry is late again!" "Oh, he's still running on burner standard time"
Burner Standard Time by Carbon43 November 19, 2011
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nigga sex time. 

when niggas having sex.
Tyrone: you know what time it is?
MIke: Nigga sex time?
tyrone: nigga sex time.

Pee pee time 

Pee pee time, aka Rosh Hashanah, can simply be described as the time of fire partying with one’s penis to the point of combustion
God: Pee pee time
Brad Pitt: Yes

Everywhere at the end of time 

"Everywhere at the End of Time" is an album exploring dementia. I forgot who produced it.
"Hey Frankie, did you listen to "Everywhere at the End of Time" yet? It's an album exploring dementia"

"Grandpa, my name is Joey"
"Grandson?"
"Grandpa, are you feeling okay?"
"...."

down time 

me and tyrone got our ass busted while smokin tha chronic in the back of the 7-11 during our down time
down time by XXL November 21, 2003

koori time 

Acceptable excuse for aboriginal being late for an appointment.
"I'm not late! I go by koori time."
koori time by Scumie April 23, 2006

story time? 

A saying that a person with absolutely no life or humor, or loving parents, says in tiktok comments.
lilian: “story time?”
me: “shut the fuck up.”
story time? by mikeoxhuge March 30, 2022