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That’s just how the toilet flushes

How things turn out to be or come to be.

Synonym - that’s how the cookie crumbles
Joe - Why did today have to be the day she left me?!? Why!!!
Me - Man that’s just how the toilet flushes sometimes bro.
by Lucky2213 January 18, 2023
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Don't shit in someone else's toilet

A term used for those who plan on going abroad. Don't always assume that the laws over there will be the same as in your home country, they may be different and you could get caught out. It causes terrible anxiety to get arrested or go through a judicial process in another country so be careful. A good example is if you plan on flying a drone in another country. The laws may be different and the foreigners may get more irate over it than those in your own country.
Person 1: I might fly my drone over Paris when I go.
Person 2: French law may be different, be careful. Don't shit in someone else's toilet!
by LordJenal September 2, 2022
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toilet hat-trick

Sitting on the toilet and get in 3 different things, like dumping sperm in the toilet, urinating over it and shit on it. Or a menstrual loaf, urinating over it and shit on it.
I accomplished a toilet hat-trick this morning, after dumping some sperm in the toilet I pissed over it and shat on it!
by SpunkSkunk November 1, 2017
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Toileting

The act of shoving you're partners face into toilet water contaminated with mass amounts of diarrhea and piss.
Oh yeah, I just finished toileting.
by unncanny May 2, 2024
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Slutty Toilet

A word to describe one's poor internet.
Cooper: Hey Gina, your slutty toilet is fucking up again
Gina: Oh damn my slutty toilet!
by AHandsomeGuy July 28, 2016
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Skibidi Toilet

by LOL_AMERICAAA June 26, 2024
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how to flush a toilet

Drink all the shit and piss and then spit it up on the floor
Jim: how the fuck do i flush a toilet
shädman: eat the shit then spit on the floor
Jim: What the fuck is wrong whit you?
how to flush a toilet
by YesIAmAlive February 18, 2020
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