When your on a game and have to go really bad that you can't even type bathroom and you type toilet room or your just trying to be funny
by hahahahahahregsrvwrtvhw64rt November 5, 2022
Get the toilet room mug.The toilet jerk is when you jerk off on the toilet. Most likely to happen after being denied from a female or before taking a shower.
John: Yo this chick finessed me tonight after she said she was gonna come thru and suck some dick.
Adam: Damn man, rip a toilet jerk and call it a night.
Adam: Damn man, rip a toilet jerk and call it a night.
by JT slay November 10, 2022
Get the Toilet Jerk mug."I'm gonna go use the toilet, to shit" -man
"Damn my ass is blown away after using that toilet" -woman
"Damn my ass is blown away after using that toilet" -woman
by milk.exe May 16, 2022
Get the toilet mug.When the toilet is clogged with toilet paper, so you've flushed it over and over until you're at the point where you have no idea if the weight from the water will finally flush it or if the toilet's gonna overflow. That near-future toilet now exists in a superposition of being flushed and overflowing on the floor with your shit, so your planning brain has to treat it like both outcomes have happened (toilet superposition) as you pull the handle.
With that flush, I had come to the point of Schrödinger's Toilet. It was salvation or death. There was no turning back now.
by SeagullSpit May 21, 2022
Get the Schrödinger's Toilet mug.a toilet is a great use in the house. it is good to drink shit on and put viniger in! i love toilets❤️
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Get the toilet mug.The title given to the coolest mother f***** you will ever meet in your life that you will model your children after
by Th420 May 31, 2022
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