SOCIALLY AWKWARD GANG

Were you have a group of friends who are very socially awkward, and they never speak.

Someone who is very antisocial.

"Wow, she's so socially awkward, she should so be apart of the socially awkward gang!"

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by Backpack-Kid November 8, 2019

Social Media Millionaire

Someone who posts pictures of elaborate objects via social media to impress those that may view even though they may not actually own it.

Did you see that Lambo that Cecil posted? Does he actually own it or is he playing social media millionaire?

by Motosaki410 May 14, 2019

Social Justice Sleepwalker

An individual who believes themselves to be woke, however are oblivious to the fact that they are not conscious of their own inherent biases that are leading them.

John Smith thinks they are socially woke, but they appear to be a social justice sleepwalker.

by Puckhard.com October 5, 2019

Social Media Grandparent

A grandparent who appears to be helpful and involved on social media. They only actually participate in situations in which the parents of the children are present, so they don’t actually have to help with anything. They have every excuse in the book when you beg them to babysit the children they post all over Facebook as grandparent of the year.

“why can’t you and your husband go on a date?” “We don’t have a babysitter” “but i thought your mom was so involved with the kids??” “Oh no, only on Facebook. She’s a social media grandparent.”

by Frustrated Daughter October 16, 2018

Social media dumb

A person who does not react, post or comment on social media at all/often although he or she has a social media account so wtf....

Jhonny: wtf Bob! you never react to my memes.

Bob: sorry man, I laughed tho. I'm just social media dumb

by Fafouna33 August 20, 2017

The Anti-Social Bear

He is a very Anti-Social / emo bear who loves hugs from small children because he is a pm and child molester. He has no friends because he is Anti-Social. This definition may seem stupid and fake but it is the truest thing that is on the internet. He is not a joke.

He is Anti-Social just like the Anti-Social Bear.

by theantisocialaccountant October 15, 2017

social media sympathy

posting blanket statements to create reactions with hopeful opposite expectations.

Their social media sympathy is ridiculous, one minute they post how they hate everyone and want to be left alone, then complain how nobody pays them any attention.

by Sagealicious May 28, 2017