Short King

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A coping mechanism for men who sit on or below the average height scale. Usually used in the presence of women in an attempt to prove worthiness, especially when real men are in the vicinity.

Man 1: All the women here won’t even talk to me, 5’ 8” isn’t even short. It’s above average! They don’t respect what it means to be a Short King.

Man 2: (Leaving with a woman) Poor guy over there, he seems to be coming up short all night.

Man 1: You’re only 6ft that’s not even that much taller than me!
Man 2: (Continues to leave and proceeds to laugh in tall)

by TachankaSpankYa February 11, 2022

The Short Bus

If you are sick of the typical oral pleasures and you want to turn it up a notch.

Try The Short Bus

1 in the front, 8 in the rear.

"THE SHORT BUS"

Using 2 Hands:

1 in the front, 8 in the rear.

BOOYA!!

by Johnny Wakitoff November 6, 2010

Epic Life Cut Short

A faggot woman prime minister who got fuckin ownd by assasin
FUCK YAH

u get ownd !!!!
o yah totally dude

epic life cut short

by mohammod January 16, 2008

Short arm inspection

The part of a medical inspection when the doctor asks the (male) inspectee to cough.

Get the platoon lined up in front of the medical officer for short arm inspection.

by Blue Cawdrey November 18, 2004

Short Bus

Defending 2 time Humpday Fantasy Football Champion. It might not be pretty, but it tends to work.

Wow, the Short bus really fucked up Chi-Town's Meat Co. this weekend. Chi-town sure looked good on paper, but the Bus found yet another way to win. Those drooling retards can sure throw, catch and run.

by BC_34 October 14, 2011

Short money

Owing more money than you have. Common among dealers who get fronted dope.

Person A: Thats a lot of dough bro! Person B: Its all short money cuz.

by doubleskeet December 6, 2013

strawberry short cake

little bitch who doesn't know when to keep her mouth shut

that girl is such a strawberry short cake I HATE her

by Sweet_lips April 3, 2015