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Ron Senior

A name given to somebody (Pronounced as "Ronsenior", like its one word) Who fits the following categories:

1. Must have appeared on Jeremy Kyle, Or any equivalent.

2. Must Answer all questions with "Yes Lady" and "No Sir", Brainwash as appropriate.

3. Must Have stolen at least 25k (Preferably 40k) from a close family member.

Anybody called a Ronsenior is a genius by his own wit and expertise in cunning.
A: Dude Your such a Ron Senior
B: Lol! I know!
by Stoaty-Fox March 23, 2009
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blister season

Spring. Specifically, the part of spring where you first start wearing heels and sandals without socks.
Judith, do you have a band-aid? Normally I carry some around during blister season, but I just ran out because I'm wearing these snug but gorgeous Manolo Blahniks.
by linguishionista March 29, 2009
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fertile season

a period of time when all different age groups are pregnant.
Diapers, Baby Food, and other baby products are sold out
dang no diapers?
its fertile season. you didnt know?
by asrtyhjgfdretyhg January 8, 2009
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Tourist Season

A season in small ski-resort towns during which stupid foreigners fill the streets, lookin for things to spend far too much money on. Also known as a hunting season during which the stupid tourons are GAME.
Jen: "Oh Christ, its almost tourist season."
Jim: " Oop, better stock up on ammo and overpriced goods."
by ThatOneGuyWhoHatesYou January 29, 2010
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The Seasoning

After a session of hot, passionate love making, and during the manditory cuddle, one lover will spoon the other. The smaller spoon will then 'season' the lower torso and possibly the upper legs of the other lover with a mist of gas and butt sweat.
Jamie small spoon: "30 seconds, my record!"
Darren big spoon: *Profoundly blows his booty trumpet*
Jamie small spoon: "What the hell? What makes you think that now's a good time for The Seasoning?!"
by ImInBigTrouble December 7, 2010
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Second Season Syndrome

Second Season Syndrome comes the week or few days before the playoffs (also known as second season) in major sports, especially when the media coverage starts to become more prominent. It's when fans get so excited and over anxious and start to go a little crazy, and can't wait till game day. It is something only true sports fans experience, as they are extremely loyal fans to their favorite sports teams.
It's Thursday and Second Season Syndrome is starting to kick in.
by Shley Diddy January 15, 2011
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Fresh Seasoning

The hazing ritual used by fraternities that involves flatulating, deficating, ejaculating, or urinating in the food of pledges
Jim: "You see that new guy?"
Bobby:"Yeah, what should we do?"
Jim:"His food could use some fresh seasoning"
by Dr. Highschoolrandom February 22, 2011
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