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South African surprise

“ Ay remember that girl I left with last night?”
“Nicaela! Let me guess she gave you the South African surprise?”

“I woke up and my shit was itchin. How did you know?”

“Bruh she gave them to Ray Ray last month.”
by Roachykins May 28, 2018
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south doyle middle

“I am so glad I don’t go to south Doyle middle.”
by Someone52847 July 3, 2019
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South Pole Surprise

When you stick your pecker through the bottom of an ice cream cone. Another party then provides oral sex and must get you off before the ice cream gives them a brainfreeze. If you ejaculate before the ice cream is gone, you must finish the cone yourself.
"I hear if you tip $10, the chick at the ice cream shop will give you a South Pole Surprise."
by yakeyT July 22, 2019
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South High School

Dumb ass white privileged and white dominated school. Every other race gets treated like shit. Filled with crackheads who uses violence to solve problems. There’s also a shit ton of dumb bitches that stand in the middle of the hallway for no fucking reason. In other words, this school sucks dick.
by Blueberriesarenasty November 8, 2019
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south jersey

Somewhere very different from North Jersey. We ignore 7-11s, because of course Wawas. Not a sub, a hoagie(from Wawa!) Everywhere you go, there’s people in Eagles jerseys, possibly chanting. We know we’re nothing like Jersey Shore. Oh yeah, it’s not the beach, it’s the shore. That’s where everyone goes Prom Weekend. If you go to Avalon, you’re probably rich, but if you go to Ocean City/Stone Harbor, you’re definitely cool. Philadelphia(but everyone says Philly) is a bridge away, so games and concerts are easy. You secretly love it.
North Jersey: Ugh, I want to go to the beach
South Jersey: Too bad, we have the shore, not the beach
by KiaraReid February 23, 2019
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the old south east asia excuse

When someone makes an excuse to not attend an event because he current lives in south east asia.

The events are typically in America but any destination far from south east asia works.
This is often made worst when the event doesnt have a location and or dates.
Oh Bob will not be able to attend the bbqs, if you ask him he will probably give the old south east asia excuse.
by FavoriteDino March 1, 2019
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south harrison middle

is a place where people get into drama and bunch of fuckboys and ugly ass bitches and mainly thots
south harrison middle school
girl - hi
boy - *bits his lip*
by send noodles March 7, 2019
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