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Short bus kid

Specially abled? You call short bus kids specially abled? They’re just retarded!
by Typhoon suey May 29, 2024
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torched my shorts

A fart you were expecting to just pass a little harmless gas without notice but presented a much different situation.
Damnit! I Got home from a great round of golf and a couple bloody Mary’s and tuna sandwich for lunch. A few hours later I felt a little gas In the ass and didn’t think much of it so let’s push that little squeezer out! I Let it rip and my ass hole burned as I torched My shorts
by moleary70 October 31, 2020
mugGet the torched my shortsmug.

short straw

it means getting singled out of the safe picks. originally based on pulling one string from many that hold in a palm where one of them is shorter or colored red in the other end hidden inside the palm

in some countries this is done by using chopsticks in a container that one of them is colored in the end to pick someone from many by pulling the sticks at the same time for everyone
It seems that I won't be going anywhere this week since I don't pick the short straw this time
by gunslingerxg March 3, 2022
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Tickle in my shorts

A feeling of wanting to masturbate; a tingling sensation; an aura of radiance
I got a tickle in my shorts when I was seemingly trapped in an elevator that was going non-stop.
by Alice Underware May 31, 2018
mugGet the Tickle in my shortsmug.

Short

by Sebinion445 February 1, 2021
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Short little small guy who is under 5 feet

Popular YouTuber Cody Ko who is canonically very small.
"Yo dude, who are you watching?" "Me? Oh I'm jus watching Short little small guy who is under 5 feet" "Oh shit I love Cody Ko."
by Bu T. Ton June 13, 2024
mugGet the Short little small guy who is under 5 feetmug.

Eat short people month

During October, it is widely known that the custom of consuming the short is highly encouraged. Those of a shorter stature are encouraged to be nibbled and devoured by those of us who worked so hard to be taller. It is widely considered taboo to not participate. In certain parts of India and the UK, it is also known for short people to give gifts to each other, and the tall, as well as to consume dirt and ants, so as to participate in the festivity themselves.
Yay, eat short people month, I love October because we can consume those we deem less valuable to society!
by Thornebon October 12, 2022
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