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Tyson punch and munch

brian gave me a nasty tyson punch and munch after i gave him an anal probe
by trailerparkgrrl September 20, 2012
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German Slotter Punch

A German Slotter Punch is when a guy is doing a girl missionary style, he puts his hard penis between her vaginal lips and then punches them both in the joined area. Can also be used on the anus as well. Is suppose to be very enjoyable for both parties but, if it just causes pain you are punching too hard.
Guy: Hey dude did you try that new move with your girl I told you about? The German Slotter Punch??

Friend: Yeah! I did it right beffore we both came and IT WAS AWESOME!!

Guy: Cool!! Good thing you didn't punch too hard because you can break your dick!!
by Deidrick November 25, 2011
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Punch Someones Gut

To punch someones gut is to bug the shit out of them, repeat yourself hoping that the persons next answer will be different from the first one, Be that shady annoying person that is never around but when they are they act like they know whats up, clearly unliked if not just for that moment but at all. The name for this type of person is a Gut puncher
"Wow Dont you love how that kid always has to Punch Someones Gut" "Ya i know lets kick that little Gut punchers ass!"
by collins,jacob June 12, 2008
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punching the mayonnaise container

A term used to describe the means of female masturbation.
Ohh I was peeping on Megan again and caught her punching the mayonnaise container.
by DonkeyPecker November 3, 2020
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Punch a microwave day

Do you ever feel like you want to punch a microwave? well today is (probably not) the day! On Dec 19th, you can punch a microwave!
I want to participate in Punch a microwave day
by Speegey December 19, 2021
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Punch A Bitch Day

Punch A Bitch Day is held on November 5th, during which you can punch anybody that you deem worthy of being called a Bitch.
"Hey! Guess what! Its Punch A Bitch Day! Get ready to get your shit rocked John!"
by Penishaver3000 November 1, 2021
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