Eat the put

Performing cunnilingus on a female while so intoxicated that you urinate on yourself immediately afterwards.

Bro 1: Bro, I got so hammered last night. I met a girl though.
Bro 2: Bro, did you eat the put?
Bro 1: Yeah bro, I booked it outta there when I woke up.

by Jimtkirk March 22, 2017

aalyna is a short / tall girl that is bixesual , has a lot of best friends she’s beautiful and loyal she’s nice and will always put herself first she funny and will make jokes

aalyna is a short / tall girl that is bixesual , has a lot of best friends she’s beautiful and loyal she’s nice and will always put herself first she funny and will make jokes

aalyna is a short / tall girl that is bixesual , has a lot of best friends she’s beautiful and loyal she’s nice and will always put herself first she funny and will make jokes

by Kmtod June 17, 2023

putting it in their life

Completely defeating, beating, overtaking, or any other positive things that you do to the opposing team/person in a game or in real-life.

Me: Hey did you see what I did to the enemy team?
Billy: No, what did you do?
Me: I was putting it in their life!
Billy: Dude no way! You beat them that bad?
Me: Yup.

by BossmanFTW23 November 2, 2013

Put The Tings in the Tings

To put food inside of bread.

Someone - ‘What do you do while working at Subway?
Jacob - “oh uhh you know, put the tings in the tings.”

by TheUrbanDictionaryLord March 4, 2019

putting on slippers

Sleeping with a grandmother

I pulled at the bingo and took a grandma home. It was like putting on slippers

by MOTD March 19, 2015

Put it in the champ

To put yours or someone’s penis in another’s anus or butthole

She didn’t want to get pregnant so I put it in the champ.

by girtsmith September 6, 2021

Put The Dick Away.

1. Used when a guy is boasting or is too full of himself, to tell him he needs to get real and be more modest.

2. Used when a guy is too horny, to tell him he needs to cool down and stop thinking about sex. Cf. "take a cold shower".

(1)

I could pick up in 5 seconds every chick in the club!

Dude, put the dick away. That's too much!

(2)

Boy: You look so sexy tonight, wanna follow me to the restroom?

Girl: Put your dick away, you're sicko!

by Lukes*8 November 29, 2015