New phones disease

The incessant need to check your device every 5 minutes no nothing's going on (usually pertains to smartphones but other electronic devices can apply)

Dude 1:Ever since Joe got his new iPhones 10s Max , he's been checking that thing every chance he gets.
Guy 2: uh oh Joe has new phones disease.
Dude 1 : God help us he needs treatment.

by Myzfyt July 26, 2019

Phone Cockney

n
Any sentence or grouping of words that is changed by autotext, to something meaningless and unintelligible.

My message was scrambled and I sent phone cockney!

by Woodswoman December 21, 2021

Faggot-phone

An apple Iphone thats bedazzled.

Have you seen my faggot-phone. I lost it in Boulder.

by Ghost of Paul Revere November 26, 2023

Porcelain phone

The toilet, specifically when one is hunched over it vomiting loudly.

I got so drunk last night that I ended calling Ralph long distance on the great white porcelain phone.

by Mr70Homers October 17, 2021

Phone Fidget

The act of walking around or doing any number of activities while talking on the phone. The inability to just sit still and have a conversation.

I was almost asleep until my boyfriend called and talked for 30 minutes, causing me to phone fidget so long that I was wide awake.

by Dazymoose February 10, 2010

Square phone

When the kids in 7th grade call your phone a square

7th grader- Square phone
Other kid- ITS NOT SQUARE

by Haha you go brrr October 30, 2020

play games on yo phone

Banger by MC Virgins (primarily MC Kudge)

Play games on yo phone is an underated MC Virgins song.

by tejodatatortot March 31, 2021