Music for white people, by white people. Generally two categories, heavy metal scremo (popular in Nordic countries and among white angsty males, usually drug users) and folk. "Folk" or indie fold is the quintessential white people music with mass appeal across the white populations. Generally Mumford and sons is the popular folk band. Key being all the songs sound the same. Red hot chili peppers share the same lack of creativity.
Some white people, namely hipsters and yuppies like to fancy themselves as individuals and unique, for these naive few underground bands such as fleet foxes and califone are the choice. Also any shitty obscure bands are game. Bands such as califone are very pretentious, yours consisting of only house concerts-at which all attendees are aging hipsters, driveways filled with prius', the house loaded with Chardonnay and cats-these guys are so pretentious.
Some white people, namely hipsters and yuppies like to fancy themselves as individuals and unique, for these naive few underground bands such as fleet foxes and califone are the choice. Also any shitty obscure bands are game. Bands such as califone are very pretentious, yours consisting of only house concerts-at which all attendees are aging hipsters, driveways filled with prius', the house loaded with Chardonnay and cats-these guys are so pretentious.
Tyrone: aww nig! Turn the white people music shit off.
Dillon: no Tyrone, josh groban has the voice of an angel.
D-quan: white people music finna burnin ma ears off.
James: hey Dillon! Turn on some At the drive in
Tooweloo: Awww nig!
Dillon: no Tyrone, josh groban has the voice of an angel.
D-quan: white people music finna burnin ma ears off.
James: hey Dillon! Turn on some At the drive in
Tooweloo: Awww nig!
by Nignag22 January 6, 2014
Get the White people musicmug. Tall, Gorgeous and know it, mostly air-heads who get paid 20 bucks an hour to wear super tight tops, and say, "yo wats up?" and then glare at you if you haven't bought more than five things, and spritz you in the eyes with gross men's colone if you haven't bought anything on your way out.
normal girl: hey, can you help me find my size in this?
beautiful person: haha! sure! oh, look at that! we don't have any left! XXL is out of stock! but you should buy this cami, it like totally goes with your eyes, and then buy a matching one for your boyfriend. And then howabout these leather leggings?
normal girl: well um...that looks nice? I didn't know I was XXL... usually
I'm an M. whatever... oh yeah sorry I only have 10 dollars...
beautiful person: *turning sinister* well...there's a wall mart down the street.
and if you really want to buy something, well then have this breathmint. it's on me. you kinda need it...
normal girl: umm yeah no thanks... bye...
beautiful person: Oh wait! try our new men's fragrance! *sprits gross mens colone in eyes*
normal girl: aaah my eyes! I'm blind!
beautiful person: *looking smug* oh, gosh I'm sorry!
beautiful person 2: *walks up to beautiful person 1* *whispering* what's going on?
beautiful person 1: she didn't buy anything :/
beautiful person 2: ooooh.
normal girl: hey, can you help me find my size in this?
beautiful person: haha! sure! oh, look at that! we don't have any left! XXL is out of stock! but you should buy this cami, it like totally goes with your eyes, and then buy a matching one for your boyfriend. And then howabout these leather leggings?
normal girl: well um...that looks nice? I didn't know I was XXL... usually
I'm an M. whatever... oh yeah sorry I only have 10 dollars...
beautiful person: *turning sinister* well...there's a wall mart down the street.
and if you really want to buy something, well then have this breathmint. it's on me. you kinda need it...
normal girl: umm yeah no thanks... bye...
beautiful person: Oh wait! try our new men's fragrance! *sprits gross mens colone in eyes*
normal girl: aaah my eyes! I'm blind!
beautiful person: *looking smug* oh, gosh I'm sorry!
beautiful person 2: *walks up to beautiful person 1* *whispering* what's going on?
beautiful person 1: she didn't buy anything :/
beautiful person 2: ooooh.
person 1: that beautiful person in abercrombie was totally giving me the hairy eyeball when I only bought 5 things!
Person 2: your lucky she didn't make you blind! it's actually not colone she has in that bottle, it's rat poison!
Person 1: seriously?
person 2: NO!
abercrombie beautiful people
Person 2: your lucky she didn't make you blind! it's actually not colone she has in that bottle, it's rat poison!
Person 1: seriously?
person 2: NO!
abercrombie beautiful people
by ICanSeeUpYourNosse April 16, 2010
Get the abercrombie beautiful peoplemug. by isabella daniellllllll September 6, 2019
Get the Bulgarian Peoplemug. by PapaChoyks December 9, 2018
Get the People named Justinmug. A group of people who dont have debit cards and do not show up for math class because they are to busy buying things at the caffiteria with their cold hard cash.
Dude 1. There is a REALM of missing people!
Dude 2. thats pretty rad did you just come up with that?
dude 1. yeas. yeas i did.
Dude 2. thats pretty rad did you just come up with that?
dude 1. yeas. yeas i did.
by Buster DJ January 25, 2009
Get the Realm of Missing Peoplemug. by Diamondearline November 11, 2020
Get the colored white peoplemug. People who sermonize on and on, so that you want to fucking kill them.
Like people saying "Smoking kills. Healthy life-style rules. Blah-blah-blah..."
Actually named after Dale Carnegie – a famous writer and lecturer, who developed a lot of self-improvement courses and shit.
Like people saying "Smoking kills. Healthy life-style rules. Blah-blah-blah..."
Actually named after Dale Carnegie – a famous writer and lecturer, who developed a lot of self-improvement courses and shit.
Anyone can become one of "Dale Carnegie people" if they start to moralize very annoyingly.
Dale Carnegie himself.
Dale Carnegie himself.
by Jared Cash February 24, 2014
Get the Dale Carnegie peoplemug.