Johnny Brown Pants

The condition of having brown stains, or skid marks on your underwear. May also be used a locker room taunt by young children, or at home by siblings.

Kiddo, you've got one serious case of Johnny brown pants.

by Rod Brock May 22, 2006

shit-ass pants

The description of a person who has shit their pants, and it’s splattered all over their ass.

Tom: Look at Brian’s pants! Oh my god.

Jim: Oh my god, he has shit-ass pants

by JBJ69 May 17, 2020

Peeing the toilet's pants

taking a wee in the toilet

Give me a second, I'm peeing the toilet's pants

by laddiehickelsen October 18, 2021

peed the kitchen's pants

When you've spilt a liquid on the kitchen floor

Oh shit I peed the kitchen's pants

by laddiehickelsen October 18, 2021

hell my pants

To take a fierce or emergency poo. The act of pooing.

1) Shortly after sampling everything on the All You Can Eat Buffet, I realized I needed to hell my pants immediately!

2) Do you need to hell your pants, Johnny?

by oxxer January 23, 2008

yuppie battle pants

A pair of pants with excessive cargo and utility pockets that also convert into shorts by unzipping the legs. Often comes in a variety of shades of khaki and with other urban warfare necessities such as elastic cuffs and key loops.

When it got too hot, Nads impressed everyone by converting his yuppie battle pants into shorts. Oh, how prepared!

by Stuck in Yupville May 1, 2006

The guy in the goatskin pants

A dude that shows up at a large majority of metal concerts in Los Angeles. He is most often seen wearing his trademark goatskin pants, and is always drunk, or on some sort of hallucinogen. He is also reportedly "satanic".

Nobody likes .him, and he often gets kicked out of venues for starting fights, and not finishing them, as he usually gets his ass kicked/messed up in the pit

At the Korpiklaani/Tyr concert:

Me - wtf, who's that idiot with the concussion and large bump on his head?!

Trevor - That's the guy in the goatskin pants, he's always at metal concerts drunk and starting shit.

by Gunther von Swedischlong February 4, 2010