A legendary technique to propose someone in such a way that, regardless of what their answer is you both will spend the rest of your life together.
To perform this you need a grenade and a ring
if they say "yes": give them the ring
if they say "no": pull the ring of grenade and hand it to her
To perform this you need a grenade and a ring
if they say "yes": give them the ring
if they say "no": pull the ring of grenade and hand it to her
Man 1: So how will you propose her
Man 2: There is a way to propose her in a way that will 100% work, its called russian proposal
Man 2: There is a way to propose her in a way that will 100% work, its called russian proposal
by sukkon September 29, 2022
Get the russian proposalmug. When you're having gut distress and want to pass gass ut afraid it'll turn into something more, it becomes a game of rectal Russian roulette.
(See sharting.)
(See sharting.)
by WeirdAndWildWords January 15, 2023
Get the Rectal Russian Roulettemug. 1: Tony just told me to stop hitting on his girlfriend or he'll nuke ukraine or something crazy, I didn't get the whole thing. He was rambling on about something.
2: Everybody knows Tony, that guy has no girlfriend and he won't do shit. He's stalking that girl. Don't give into his Russian demands.
2: Everybody knows Tony, that guy has no girlfriend and he won't do shit. He's stalking that girl. Don't give into his Russian demands.
by The Biggest Willy March 31, 2022
Get the Russian demandsmug. Very strong athletes,work a lot, good dancers and really smart.You should probably run if you piss one off.
by Russian November 10, 2019
Get the Russianmug. My balls are to big in my pants when I where a speedo so I had to perform the russian mouse trap to swim in the kiddy pool
by Matthew Aiden Moura July 14, 2025
Get the Russian Mouse Trapmug. by igotcovid3timesandimvaccinated February 4, 2022
Get the russian gurlsmug. by C/O6860 July 20, 2019
Get the Russian Juggernautmug.