wet is the new muscle

Someone who is wet has a lot of tattoos, therefore doesn't need big muscles to be sexy, tattoos are even sexier.

He sure don't need any muscles,he's wet, Wet is the new muscle.

by Amyfl19 October 22, 2023

Mussels Got Muscles

A group of mussels that has some nice big muscles.

"Yo those mussels got muscles! Man those muscles are absolutely huge bro! Anyways, let's eat!"

by ComputerWorld January 14, 2024

Mussel's Got Muscles

What you say when you want to say that a specific mussel has some nice big muscles.

"Man, that mussel's got muscles! All those other mussels over there have no muscles at all, but this one does! Anyways, let's eat!"

by ComputerWorld January 14, 2024

Mussels Don't got muscles

When a group of mussels have very weak muscles so you decide to point it out.

Bro: Bro these mussels don't got muscles at all they are so weak man.

Mussels: You know we can hear you bro, right?

Bro: Well for starters I don't care and for seconds I'm gonna eat you anyways so time to dig in I guess!

Mussels: WAIT NO NO-

by ComputerWorld January 14, 2024

a butt muncher

someone who always be eating shit. like this person could be walking on the clearest path and trip on their face.

my dad is such a butt muncher

by freaky lil shit November 27, 2023

Harvard of Muncie

Ball State University

I just got into Harvard ... of Muncie.

Ball State is the Harvard of Muncie.

by Enby of the Underworld January 17, 2025

Puerto Rican slime muncher

Where are man makes slime inside of a woman's asscrack and makes her shit it out into his mouth

Where is tim.
Oh he's getting a Puerto Rican slime muncher

by Urban homeless man March 13, 2026