The guy that works on (either by career "choice" or involuntarily volunteeered) or pulls cable runs for networking or telco purposes. Often times they are dressed similarly to your typical auto mechanic and tend to have their heads poking up in the ceiling veiling a vacant expression. They often have similar IQ levels and low brow personalities as your typical auto mechanic.
1) Pulling cable doesn't take much intelligence... a monkey could do it.
2) We need some cable monkeys to add some more cable drops. Joe, you get to breathe some asbestos!
2) We need some cable monkeys to add some more cable drops. Joe, you get to breathe some asbestos!
by Figaro The Cat March 24, 2006
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by Bob Tenaglio December 31, 2006
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While in the act of sex, and placed in the missionary position, rapid thrusting causes the testes to insert themselves into the rectum. This can be referred to as monkey dunkin!!!!!!
by good monkey gone bad March 14, 2011
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Typically one drinks the 40 down until the beer is level with the top of the cylinder of the bottle, then fill the bottle back up to the top with cranberry juice.
It is a very tasty treat.
Typically one drinks the 40 down until the beer is level with the top of the cylinder of the bottle, then fill the bottle back up to the top with cranberry juice.
It is a very tasty treat.
by diznon August 21, 2009
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by maxaminus May 10, 2009
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A Gank Monkey is a person who edits or makes a page on a site such as wikipedia or urban dictionary about how great they are. Some say that Gank Monkey was originally Wank Monkey, because Gank Monkeys are usually such losers that they never get beyond masturbation in terms of sexual contact, which is why they spend so much time talking about themselves of the internet.
A Gank Monkey is a person who edits or makes a page on a site such as wikipedia or urban dictionary about how great they are. Some say that Gank Monkey was originally Wank Monkey, because Gank Monkeys are usually such losers that they never get beyond masturbation in terms of sexual contact, which is why they spend so much time talking about themselves of the internet.
1: Killstyk: He is so cool, I wish I was him. The killstyk is the best WOW player ever, he kills so many noobs, that maybe his rank in the server will go up from 3 to one. Heh heh. -Edited by Killstyk.
The above is a Gank Monkey.
The above is a Gank Monkey.
by Dave Luck January 31, 2007
Get the gank monkey mug.A GPCC monkey is a new world monkey of simian primates. Many scientists believe it is the final evolutionary stage of the human race. About two-thirds of the Asian population have evolved into this type of monkey. GPCC monkeys come in different shapes and sizes, but all carry similar personalities which include passiveness, submissiveness, and a panache for a never-say-no mentality. GPCC monkeys are obedient and subservient creatures that fear their employers. They are extremely hard working and will not eat, breathe, or sleep until the job is done. A known side effect of this specific lifestyle is near sightedness, however most GPCC monkeys have corrected this defect by using corrective lens.
(Caucasian employer) "I just hired a new bean counter. He seems to really like his job."
(Friend) "Is he Chinese? I hear those GPCC monkeys are great workers. They never complain and they always get the job done."
(Caucasian employer) "Damn right he's Chinese. I paid him several grand lower than market rate and told him he has to work on weekends too."
(Friend) "Awesome! We can go sailing while your GPCC monkey counts you beans all weekend long!"
(Friend) "Is he Chinese? I hear those GPCC monkeys are great workers. They never complain and they always get the job done."
(Caucasian employer) "Damn right he's Chinese. I paid him several grand lower than market rate and told him he has to work on weekends too."
(Friend) "Awesome! We can go sailing while your GPCC monkey counts you beans all weekend long!"
by The Louis Vuitton Don December 30, 2007
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