Mike

The smelliest person in the world

That mike is so smelly

by Bocaj101 February 15, 2022

Marinara Mike

A marinara Mike is similar to a wet Willy. The only difference is that the finger is dipped into marinara sauce instead of one’s mouth.

I just gave bill a massive marinara Mike

by ImALasagnaHog November 7, 2020

miked-it

Used to refer to someone who has become so ridiculously cross-faded that even simple motor skills and actions required to live (ex. breathing) are a near impossible task.

Jared: Dude you were hella fucked up last night! Anthony had to carry you to your room and undress you because you couldn't even move.
Justin: Yeah dude you definitely Miked-it last night!

by jrock916 October 7, 2011

Mike Fomle

Someone who is extremely stupid can’t spell or speak. Also very overweight and overa bum

Damn bro I feel like a Mike fomle right now.

by Diogenes the great March 27, 2024

mike starcher

A Gay fat Hog

Looks like a Mike starcher mud pit behind your house, do you own livestock?

by Mr. Alimony November 11, 2019

Mike Ostroski Is Captain Underpants

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Mike Ostroski Is Captain Underpants

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim February 27, 2025

Mike

A Cancer fat Guy that drinks al your rivella and has probably kissed your girlfriend

That dude drunk water from my showerhead, what a mike

by RubenForPresidenr November 21, 2021