magic lamping

Awkward pose when a person puts his/her hand on the stomach of his/her significant other when there is no baby in there. Not cute.

*Sees engagement photo*

"The ring is nice, but she's totally magic lamping. I can totally make out his beer belly."

by realisttttt January 23, 2013

Red Magic

When you have sexual intercourse with a virgin and no blood came out during the intercourse.

Stanley : Yo dude, i heard Max had a Red Magic at a party the other night.
Tony : Whoa, that lucky badger!

by SkMSkyeSSkye July 15, 2017

magic man

neglecting your friend for someone else, for instance your friend leaving you for some girl

"where's aaron?"
"he left"
"so he's a magic man yea?"

by finemagician November 22, 2023

Magic bowl

A magical bowl that produces foods with at least 380 calories

Gabe pulled out his magic bowl and summoned 7 deep dish pizzas

by Deezium November 15, 2023

magic's theater

The place where crackheads come to play and dark and dirty jokes is the language.

"Welcome to Magic's theater! Well have plenty of catnip!"

by Safaridacatnipdealer July 15, 2020

Magic Time

When your boss/manager asks you to make time on the weekend to get a head start on work

"Let's find some magic time to make to finish up this project early"

by crazymgmtconsulting February 27, 2022

Magic Using Junta

Someone who is a heavy liar, or is over confidant in themselves, to the point of extremism. Derives from a fake Yu-Gi-Oh card called "Black Cows Magician".

Bro, Will was Being such a Magic Using Junta today.

by V1rginEarz February 25, 2024