a Cruise mom is a mom that in pictures she looks wasted and she always has like this super big smile on her face and ur literally a fucking Cruise mom
by Cruisemom November 20, 2016
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by idontknow024 May 22, 2022
Get the ur mom mug.A Mom Barbie is a mom, often from Southern California, who is not going to be defined by making iced cookies. She is going to be defined by walking out of some swank hotel/restaurant in a designer outfit and a blank stare and posting it on instagram/snapchat/her mom barbie-blog. Sometimes the kids are involved, but only if their outfits tie in.
"Let's invite Diane to our mom's night! No wait, she's in LA today, it's a two hour drive just to walk out of The Beverly Hills Hotel in her new heels, and those poor valets are probably taking their thirty-ninth photo, she's hard-core Mom Barbie."
"Have you ever noticed that when Lydia's kids try and play barbie it's just a series of outfit changes and a quick photo of each?"
"Have you ever noticed that when Lydia's kids try and play barbie it's just a series of outfit changes and a quick photo of each?"
by mgg November 25, 2018
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You know who is "......"? Your mom!
by Real_Big_Cheese September 7, 2016
Get the Your mom mug.a kid named Liam: cheese is good.
me: just like your mom!
him:..... but why though?
me: idk, because your mom is good?
him: *huge sigh*
me: just like your mom!
him:..... but why though?
me: idk, because your mom is good?
him: *huge sigh*
by thatonepersonwholikesyourmom:) March 9, 2022
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