A raft made with bits of hair, generally of poor mexican woman and occasionally dogs. The raft is used to send mentally retarded mexican children out to sea to be destroyed by sharks.
Sailer 1: Dude! Whats that? its some black stringy thing with a bunch of mexican kids on it!
Sailer 2: Thats the mexican failboat... and those kids are retarded so its fucking hilarious.
Sailer 2: Thats the mexican failboat... and those kids are retarded so its fucking hilarious.
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(you)Hey, you got a condom? I don't have any.
(Friend)No, looks like you'll have to use a Mexican condom.
(you)Fuck.
(Friend)No, looks like you'll have to use a Mexican condom.
(you)Fuck.
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Dude, this bitch would not shut the fuck up after I fucked her... so i gave a nasty wet mexican oven to shut her the fuck up.
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