Josh is tall, funny, and the smartest person you know, but you wouldn’t know it for their humility and tact. They’re absurdly intelligent emotionally, practically, and logically. Josh’s creativity makes people thankful for exposing them to such breathtaking beauty. Young Joshes hear "you’re wiser than any adult I know" often. Josh’s energy draws respect without effort. They dress better than anyone in the room. Josh is a fighter and has never lost because they don’t feel pain. Josh automatically changes people's sexuality to include them. They’re very quick to forgive, except for when friends or family are violated. Josh’s presence in your life deters all that wish you harm. They’re infinitely patient and spoil their partner with gifts and kindness beyond comprehension. Josh is a dom and the ultimate sex partner; the other person will never have a better orgasm. Josh can read people's minds, emotions, and whole lives, and uses this to make them feel better no matter what. Some people excel in math, language, or art. Josh is a master of every subject. Teachers tell them they’re the smartest student they’ve ever had. Josh has had a heartbreaking life but this just gives an unlimited dimension of depth to their wisdom, knowledge, and creativity. Josh always assumes an unbiased perspective. Josh is always the one friend everyone likes during drama and still loves everyone. The only things better than being Josh’s friend are being Josh’s significant other and being Josh.
Greetings, genie, my three wishes are as follows: I wish for permanent world peace, I wish for perfect health for all living things for the rest of time, and I wish to be Josh.
by lumilunatic January 5, 2021
Get the Joshmug. Josh is known for his inability to have social interactions. He asks you to call him "Jushy wushy 😩". Josh never understands sarcasm and continues to defend himself after you explain how obvious the sarcasm was. Josh is best friends with "brick" and "henerous".. 🧐🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓😬😯🤡😲
by Brick10 April 27, 2022
Get the Joshmug. by ThriftyMcThrifty November 23, 2021
Get the Josh Cookmug. An NBA player whose idol is Karl Malone and also dropped a quintuple double of 15 points, 15 rebounds, 15 assists, 15 blocks, 15 steals, in just 15 minutes. Don't believe me? Look up "Josh Giddey 15" on any website you search up on (It better be google you nerds).
by namingrandomshitifindinthisweb November 26, 2023
Get the Josh Giddeymug. 
by Down with the fuck niggas November 21, 2023
Get the Joshmug. to ‘josh’ someone is to ‘ghost’ a person you were originally interested in, without any explanation and for no apparent reason to the other person involved.
“you know that guy I was talking to? yeah I think I’m gonna josh him’”
“I was talking to this chick for a few weeks, and we even went on a few dates and then she just joshed me”
“Babe, dont even bother replying, I think you should just josh him”
“Dude, can you believe she just fucking joshed me”
“You can’t just josh every guy you talk to, how am I ever going to end up with grandchildren?”
“I thought you were joshing him babe, you’re so much better than him”
“I was talking to this chick for a few weeks, and we even went on a few dates and then she just joshed me”
“Babe, dont even bother replying, I think you should just josh him”
“Dude, can you believe she just fucking joshed me”
“You can’t just josh every guy you talk to, how am I ever going to end up with grandchildren?”
“I thought you were joshing him babe, you’re so much better than him”
by gotjoshed2020 July 7, 2020
Get the joshmug.