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Jacob

Actually the most handsome boy you'll ever see in your entire life. The first time you meet him, you'll think "damn, pretty sure he just came back from a model photoshoot." He's that Kind of boy everybody wants to have in his bed at a ONS. Everybody loves him and wants to be friends with him because he looks like Hercules. But in the worst case, when you're a girl and start a relationship with this sexy beast, you'll know that you fucked up: after a few days he'll have a new girl. Furthermore you'll See that his cock isn't really huge.
Boy: "Hey, my Name is Finn and I'm a friend of a Jacob."
Girl: "Omg, come sleep with me"
by Abcabc123123 January 4, 2017
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Jacob Low

An incredibly funny person who is so funny and cool that he can make you laugh by just looking at you.
He is also incredibly good at making the sound of a machine gun.
He also speaks very fluent Spanish and he is very awesome and attractive.
Micheal: "Hey Jacob Low, what does a machine gun sound like?"
Jacob Low: " Brr-Brr-Brr-Brr-Brr-Brr-Brr-Brr-Brr-Brr..."
Micheal: "Very funny."
by ChubbinIsAGod April 30, 2019
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Jacob Chowaniec

A person with a small dick. Nigga throws out the banana and eats the peel. Nigga be smoking crack
Jacob chowaniec is gay
by WigglyGhandi 12: May 29, 2019
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jacob

a guy that never stops playing his xbox
his dad: stop play your xbox

jacob: no its life
by ligmaballs42069 April 18, 2020
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jacob fiocca

ew whatta jacob fiocca
by laurenbbebddhhdj June 15, 2018
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Jude Jacob

often shorten to JJ. A JJ is a person that are a major jude even tho he claims not to be, but everyone can see he is because he is looking like a holocaust offer
Guy 1: see that guy over there
Guy 2: he is so skinny he is proberly from Auschwitz
Guy 1: such a Jude jacob
by pedophelia is touching kids November 21, 2022
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Jacob-Ferron

A word to refer to someone when they are a decent person. For example calling someone Jacob-Ferron as a way to compliment them. (Slang within Doncaster)
"Alright Jacob-Ferron / Alright Mate"
by Pooloo476 December 19, 2023
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