Jack

The mist ignorant dushy guy on the planet. He is super annoying and won't leave you alone ever. He can't stop talking and will always stalk you. If you ever meet a guy like jack don't like him. (HIGHLY ATRACTIVE)

Damn that jack is sexy

Ya but he is a total dush.

by californiagirl11 February 4, 2010

jew jacked

One who gets taken advantge or ripped off severly. Usually associated with money.

That coke machine ate my dollar bill "i've just been jew jacked"

by Mac and Bernie April 12, 2005

ball the jack

From the 30's, means going realy fast, mainly with a car or any wehicle.

You realy can ball the jack in Germany
I was late, so I balled the jack on my way downtown

by Peter B August 27, 2006

jack and jill

When a man and woman masturbate together.

by Luminous June 14, 2003

Union Jack

Nickname for the British flag.

by Anonymous August 15, 2003

Kangaroo Jack

An unbelievably bad movie, that involves a smart ass CG kangaroo, and an unlikely multi-ethnic duo of ass tards trying to get a jacket back from said Kangaroo. (Jack)

I hated Kangaroo Jack so much, I shat myself in the theater just to have an excuse to leave.

by Virtualmikey July 8, 2004

jacking off

Jacking off is when you take your hand, and grab your cock like there is no freaking tomorrow, make sure you have a firm grip! Move your hand up and down and up and down again and again, if you do it right and long enough, you'll ejaculate all over. Sometimes you want to eat some, so you do. I do it like 3 times a day, and sometimes I'm dry by night, but I love it so much, too bad I can't reach down to give myself a blowjob!

I was jacking off in the bathroom at school and it went "thump, thump, thump" until it just all came out and I was relieved that I let go of my seed.

by Takisha January 1, 2006