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Dutch Waffle

A cross between a Dutch Oven and a Blue Waffle. When you fart in someone's vagina and she queefs it back out. As opposed to the normal scentless queef, this one will be as rancid as the infection it will cause later on.
The infection she got from that dutch waffle last week looks just like a "blue waffle".
by nodatahere September 21, 2020
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Dutch Oven Blaster

When you’re alone farting under a blanket but then someone lifts up the blanket and gets blasted in the face by your stench
“Man, I was letting them rip in bed last night and then Brent tried to get under the covers and got hit so hard by my Dutch Oven Blaster that he gagged!”
by Gilbra DeCaturd September 3, 2021
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Dutch Nuggets

A timeless dish that is the culmination of (2) classic entrees.

Obtain a Chipotle burrito bowl and Wendy's spicy nuggets in one sitting. Drop the nuggets into the bowl and shake vigorously creating a convection of nuggety goodness (similar to that of a Dutch Oven).

Serve immediately with Yum Yum sauce. Inebriation serves to enhance the flavor.
Guy 1: Bro, do you want to grab some Dutch Nuggets tonight?
Guy 2: Dutch Nuggeeetttsss!!!
Guy 1: Dutchhhhh Nugitz!
Guy 2: Hell ya fam, I'll bring the yum yum.
by ZDub52 July 21, 2020
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Dutch Ear Muffs

I went down on her and she slapped me with a set of Dutch ear muffs.

Her Dutch ear muffs completely downed out the sounds of my favorite song during sex.

The repeated pounding of the Dutch ear muffs last night loosened my cochlear implant.
by Dick Onchin December 13, 2021
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Dutch Oyster

An act of which an individual aims their anus directly into the spread vagina lips of their sexual partner, at which point it queefs back out, filling the room with a pungent aroma reminiscent of a slightly spoiled oyster.
“Bruv, I gave Amelia a Dutch oyster last night. It took like 6 hours until the smell cleared the room.”
by RoySonOfRoy December 18, 2024
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Dutch Durries

Term for joints, spliffs or Wendys deriving from the fact that in Amsterdam you can buy Mary Jane from just about any coffee shop in the CBD and smoke it in the many bars and clubs without the authorities fisting you.
yo Davo you wanna come to Amsterdam and drag on a few of those Dutch Durries
by the Mob Man February 11, 2025
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Wouble Dutch

If you don't spark that Wouble Dutch you lil ass bitch
by Wouble Dutch is life September 20, 2016
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