When a person has so many abbreviated venereal diseases it easier to say they have alphabet soup (ie hpv tricc hiv aids ash)
by Captain saveahoe. August 30, 2023
Get the Alphabet soupmug. by SleepyPanda94 June 22, 2021
Get the Potato soupmug. On a hot summer day the collection of sweat and possibly lactate in a woman's bra.
Imagine the story of Newton and the Apple except with sweat and underboob.
Imagine the story of Newton and the Apple except with sweat and underboob.
Rex: Julie why are you fanning and lifting your shirt so often?
Julie: Feels like the Ecuadorian fucking rainforest I'm swimming in bra soup.
Julie: Feels like the Ecuadorian fucking rainforest I'm swimming in bra soup.
by Goatmangold September 6, 2022
Get the Bra soupmug. when you are having sex with a girl and you puke inside her mouth, preferably when she isn't expecting it
by sdwdad December 6, 2024
Get the soup of the weekmug. Jamal: wtf are you licking soup
Tyrone: yea why
Jamal: soup licker, weird ass hoe that licks soup
Tyrone: fuck off
Jamal: go fuck your soup
Tyrone: no imma punch yo beard off
Tyrone: yea why
Jamal: soup licker, weird ass hoe that licks soup
Tyrone: fuck off
Jamal: go fuck your soup
Tyrone: no imma punch yo beard off
by Addy dumick December 19, 2020
Get the soup lickermug. When you're all horny in your trailer at night and want to have a special fap, so you sneak into kitchen and grab a can of Great Value sweet peas. You open the can with your Dollar Tree can opener and dowse the peas in canola oil. You then proceed to fuck the can of peas, but because all of the products you use are cheap and you are poor and stupid, there's a jagged piece of metal on the rim of the can that suddenly splits your dick down the middle. BAM! Now you've got split peen soup.
Girlfriend: We haven't had sex in two weeks. What's wrong with you?
Boyfriend: I didn't want to say anything, but last week I had three servings of split peen soup..."
Boyfriend: I didn't want to say anything, but last week I had three servings of split peen soup..."
by Jack Atrophy August 6, 2022
Get the split peen soupmug. by William Anderson December 6, 2022
Get the Soup kitchenmug.