rock hard balls

when your testicles harden to an extent

" My balls have been rock hard for weeks! "

" let me soften them ;) "
" you might have rock hard balls! "

" Thanks mate :) "

by slaygirlie June 1, 2023

low-key hard

When something is very bad-ass, but in a low-key manner.

Bro, that wallet is low-key hard....

by Lowkeyfrancis November 22, 2020

Spun hard retard

A term used to describe a methamphetamine user who has been up too long and doing things that are dumb as fuck. Other known names are speed freak, tweaker, sketch artist, who dun it, and others.

Man 1- Dude, you better slow down, relax and get some rest bro, your acting like a spun hard retard

by 'Denver's Finest' October 8, 2022

hard hat hooker

A recognized prostitute known to have STD's that still works the corner.

A-"Dude! I just got done banging Angie from OBT"
B-"She's a hard hat hooker bro"
A-"Shit, I better get checked out then"

by Zerracho December 7, 2013

Hard Core lover

Hard Core Lover is a person (typically named Theo) who takes the initiative to blow kisses and flirts with you around the clock. If you have a long neck, you are in for a treat from the hard core lover.

"Have you met Ted before?"
"No"
"Well he is a hard core lover in math class. He always blows me kisses and caressing my neck "

by FemalKrypo April 14, 2019

hard bloke lewis

This lad is as hard as nails don’t go near him otherwise he’ll fuck you up pussyole

Bob-Oi ste

Steven-Yeah mate
Bob-I heard hard bloke Lewis is down the pub
Steven-lets get the fuck outa here then

Bob-Yeye

by Hard bloke Lewis’s mate February 24, 2019

Bang the bend to hard

This gesture is given out when one has already locked the music and proceeds in the space without caution

Slacktrick bang the bend to hard.. resulting in the glizzys all over the floor

by Town242 May 6, 2021