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Auto-Dutch

When your sleeping in a sleeping bag and have bad gas your fart bellow past your face to escape the sleeping bag.
“That food gave me bad gas at camp last night. I was farting all night, every time I would move in my sleeping bag I would auto-Dutch and smell it.”
by RU4BN8 May 4, 2023
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get in dutch

To get in trouble. American idiom. May be related to "Dutch uncle."
I'm afraid I'll get in dutch because of my screw-up.
by AncientGeek April 7, 2021
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Dutch oven

When you trap your fart in a blanket and cover it on someone
Ewww!! You are disgusting , I can’t believe u Dutch ovened me
by Kate2197 May 13, 2020
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Dutch Handrail

The act of stretching a condom over the rim of a cup, and proceeding to have sex with it.
My girlfriend doesn't do it quite like a Dutch Handrail.
by zpa October 21, 2012
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Dutch Wrapper

A form of sex that has a person surrounded by melted Hershey bars with the rapper on and full size bars jammed in their ass
We're doing a Dutch Wrapper tonight baby
by Irjeje February 18, 2025
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Dutch Klotzner

A sex act. The two partners bend over at the waist and snug asses, cheek to cheek. The one with the dong, or the "punter" inserts said dong into his partner, the "receiver's", one of two holes whilst grabbing his partners waist and thrusting violently into her/him with as many millimeters, inches, or God forbid FEET, as physics will allow. It's quite tricky, and not for the amateur pugilist. Maybe start out with a Regina Steamer or the more commonly known, Hucklebuck, before attempting this complicated and awkward maneuver.
"Hey Jon, remember that chick that came into the store yesterday? After a few tequilas and some In & Out she was a prime candidate for the ol' Dutch Klotzner! She asked for it in the car,... BY NAME!"

Sometimes the slang, trimmed down version is preferred..

"So did you Klotzner that cooze or what?" or even more so..

"I slapped a bad D-Klotz all up in her dirt pipe, BIG TIME!"
by Gunther McThunderhump September 9, 2015
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Dutch and Dome

When you take a girl to Dutch bros and get dome while u drink your Dutch
Me and the one girl did a Dutch and dome behind the Walmart
by Berto707 December 13, 2020
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