urban dictionary

The real dictionary

Search it up on the urban dictionary

by Antmanfan May 1, 2016

Urban Dictionary

What your looking at right now.

Person 1: I’m such a retard so ima search up “Urban Dictionary” on Urban Dictionary!

Person 2: what a fucking retard

by no u nob April 27, 2019

Urban Dictionary

A site where you can submit 900000 different creative definitions but all will be denied other than the equivalent of second grade jokes.

Jeff: Urban Dictionary denied my entry. I spent 50 minutes on it!
Jim: Ha! I put deez nuts on there and it got approved immediately

by Crescometus June 27, 2016

Urban Dictionary

Where you go when a whore fucks a literal retard in the group home you work and pretends she isn't doing that.

Why are you on Urban Dictionary?

A whore fucked a retard. What's your excuse?

Oh... Shit. I don't have one. I must be some kind of semi-retarded filth. Did you use it before the whore fucked the retard?

No. I literally wouldn't be here if 1. The whore had just done her job and not fucked the retard 2. Dealt with the consequences of fucking the retard 3. I didn't need a detailed account of why I murdered everyone 4. Need to prove that all of the people around me are garbage.

Wow..... I'm just as bad as the worthless cripple aren't I?

Yes. You are.

by Hym Iam December 3, 2020

Urban Dictionary

Obviously, anything that has to do with weed or sex.

i was on urban dictionary and looked up bette midler and whatta ya know it is a sex move now!

by The Gold Shadow June 10, 2009

Urban Dictionary

A website dedicated to people who want to justify spelling and grammar errors.

I spelled 'psych' correctly! See, it's here in Urban Dictionary as 'S.Y.K.E'.

by MattDave December 6, 2016

Urban Dictionary

Proper noun. An online dictionary website geared towards defining slang terms, with definitions based on user-submitted content.

I searched up the definition for this word on Urban Dictionary.

by jpnerens March 3, 2015