Fake Cow

An older women who has breast implants.

"Hey vinny, how were her boobs?"
"She is a fake cow!"

by KittyCatPower February 9, 2012

CoW

Acronym for cranky old woman; over-bearing older woman who has limited emotional and physical flexibility

Yeh, I saw her last week and man what a CoW, I need to stick to younger women.

by augustjj811 August 2, 2015

cow

An animal or a person whom eats a lot, or the person blocking your way in the supermaket with the super large booty

1:hey stop eating your such a COW!! if you keep eating you might just look like one

by OMGsosexy January 11, 2013

Mad cow disease

Chronic condition whereby twice a day milking just doesn’t cut it. Self milking can occur up to six times especially if the hot cleaner bends over a lot.

This hot weather means pokie nipples and the scent of warm vagina - I got the mad cow disease.

by Quagmire Ton bastardo December 12, 2019

Bust in a Cow

When you fuck a overweight person.

Ey Jimbo go bust in a cow just how ya like it mate!

by Lack of Brain Oxygen December 25, 2021

cow kick

when you get kicked by a cow

Matthew "i just been cow kicked"

by I’mFunnyHaHa June 18, 2018

challenge cow

The fat friend that always tries to cock block because she's bitter no dudes want to fuck her.

I met the hottest chick at the bar last night but I couldn't close because her challenge cow kept fucking it up.

by Matty Ace October 1, 2017