Chris Browned

getting bitch slapped/ hit so hard that it would look like chris brown did it

girl: did you see Britney
girl 2: yeah, she was totally Chris browned by mike. He's a giant dick

by wiggly dick September 29, 2014

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Chris and Colin

A Chris and Colin is slang for a homosexual couple, where one of the men pretends to be straight while in public, but they end up together in bed at the end of each day.

Check out those two Chris and Colin's. Chris is always trying to pick up any chick she can.
Don't let that fool you, he'll be in Colin's colon again tonight.

by Professor Switzleheimer September 23, 2016

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Honestly I don’t know where to start, Chris is the BESTEST FRIEND EVER!!! If you want someone to laugh with, open up to, or willing to try something new Chris is the man. He makes everything fun and has the cutest laugh ever. Every time he tells you he loves you it sends shivers down your spine and butterflies in your stomach. I can’t wait to tell him every day how much I love him, and how happier I am with him in my life and by my side. Just picturing him makes me grin from ear to ear, and knowing I’m going to be able to hug him in 5 days makes me feel warm inside. Stay away ladies because this Chris Conybeare is all mine :)

I told Chris Conybeare I loved him on FaceTime last night and when he said it back, I melted.

by admirer4youxox May 9, 2023

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