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Starter-Child

When a couple buys a pet dog together.
Adam and Sarah just bought the cutest starter-child from the dog shelter.
by ActuallyMike September 16, 2016
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baby man child

It's a baby that looks like an old man. Or an adolescent male who attempts to act like he is grown but in turn appears even younger than he is.

Google Image "baby jesus baroque paintings" and you'll see
(ex. 1)
Ben: Did you see that baby over there? Totally looks like an old man!
Jerry: That's a baby man child!

(ex. 2)
Amy: That freshman over there thinks he's so cool, he's bragging about how many girls he got with last night.
Caleb: It makes him seem like he's still in middle school, such a baby.
Cara: That makes him a baby man child!
by your.hugh.jass September 26, 2013
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Floor Child

The kids that sit on the floor at a theme park, or in town, or at a station somewhere. Jimmy Urine && Wife Chantel Claret are examples of Floor kids. Youtube there disneyland videos.
no way man, wat do you think i am some sort of dirty floor child!
by CuntFaceEmZ September 7, 2010
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Child

The word child is basically just TommyInnit because he is always the youngest everywhere and will always be the child of the group or a child in genneral
Person: Hey, what is a child?
Person2: TommyInnit
by blueberrymushroom April 6, 2021
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Child-Friendly Horror

This term can mean two things.
1. (Adjective)- A horror game or series whose fanbase has been overrun by annoying children, whose ages are ususally 8-12. (e.g., Five Nights at Freddy's, The Walten Files, Poppy Playtime)
2. (Noun)- A horror game obviously meant to scare children that often takes the form of a Roblox game or low-quality Steam game. (e.g, Garten of BanBan, Rainbow Friends)
1. I used to love that game, but now it's been overrun by little kids and become a child-friendly horror.

2. I can't believe anyone would spend any time on that game. It's such a child-friendly horror.
by 40-60 August 8, 2023
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Child

by tommygobrrrrr May 18, 2021
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The holy child

A person who is referred as the most “innocent” person within a friend group(not thinking sexual thoughts). Thay can sometimes have unholy thoughts but that doesn’t brake the holy mindset.
“Bro did you know that James is with that jasmine girl”

“And?”

“She is uber sexual bro”

“He is the holy child though, she won’t be able to brake him easy “
by Nnoble1000 October 18, 2017
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