cap festival

A gathering at a cow field to harvest and celebrate!
We just hopped the electric fence to enter the Cap Festival! Watch your step!
by Stone Doftin January 28, 2021
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An-Cap

An individual who believes in an oxymoronic system that would result in a violent Capitalist dictatorship featuring such things as corrupt private courts that could easily be swayed if the price is right. They claim to be true anarchists but the only true anarchists are Anarcho-Communists, and other leftist Anarchism variants. Anarcho-Capitalism wouldn't work and there are videos that explain precisely why just look at the Congo Free State which was somebody's private property and he enslaved the populace and used a brutal private police force to suppress people. What is to stop the private police from just killing their boss and claiming the land along with his money for themselves? Capitalism cannot exist without a state to protect the Capitalist's private property!
"An-Cap denies that the Nazis were pro Capitalist, uses memes as evidence" - Title of DemocraticMarxist01's video
by Proletarian Banner December 24, 2021
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(cap)tion

A social media (typically IG) caption that is blatantly false aka all cap
Did you see Jay's post? He's spending the week in Paris
- Man no way, he's on a layover, don't believe the (cap)tion
by mickdre October 28, 2021
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cap bingus ding

The phrase that you say when you think something is absolutely cap.
John: I beat sonic wave!
Andrew: What is this cap bingus ding
by Freshbaked_bred June 26, 2023
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Thats so caps

(A). that's so hot; Caps referring to Capsicum, peppers are hot
X: Does he have tattoos? Y: yeah he does X: Thats so caps {that's so hot}
by PaNdOrA500 September 30, 2023
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Caps Lock FUcker

The cAPS lOCK Fucker is rthe guy WHO fucks with your caps lock so you type like a maniac.

Example:
mY Name is JAy and My caps LOCK is fucking with ME
Billy: Yo bob, did the caps lock fucker hack your keyboard?
Bob: Yes, and I HATe it sO MUCH I wanT TO EAT mY SHINbonE
by DefNotBruh April 26, 2024
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Bull Cap

Something that is false... not true... an extended statement of fact that is not actually factual.
Rowan- “Hey Jerry, did you read Reuben’s paper on gorillas?

Jerry- Yeah, after the opening paragraph, it was full of bull cap.
by Trishertreats May 13, 2021
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