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Canada

Only there until they do something America doesn’t like. If Canada was a person at a party everyone would pretend the don’t exist. Doing the same thing as America only girlier.
by Dick_Nixon69 January 15, 2026
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Cpl Canada

1. An enlisted Marine who over compensates for his diminutive stature.

2. A short man who has not come to grips with the fact that his arguments are based on misconceptions and opinion as opposed to facts.

3. A grown man whos does not meet the height requirements for the rides in Disney World. So instead settles for watching the camera's and loose items.
Yea he's really turning into Cpl Canada
by CPL LOSEY October 9, 2010
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Gloucester (CANADA)

Home of the crack heads. AKA glockcester. Dont mess around cause youll probably either get shot stabbed or the crap beaten out of you. welcome to gloucester have a nice day.
Ay bro im trynna get to Gloucester (CANADA). "what you trynna get? crack, e, blow, dro, oxy?"
by gloucester born n raised January 3, 2012
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The Canada Law

The theory that if no one gave a shit about something, it couldn't have existed in the first place.
"Well according to 'The Canada Law', Lil' Jimmy wasn't actually stabbed. No one gave a single fuck about him."
by ultra June 6, 2012
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Upper Canada Migratory Bird Sanctuary

A campground close to Morrisburgh,ON.
I want to go to the Upper Canada Migratory Bird Sanctuary
by Dandras Anderson June 13, 2014
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New Canaan

A small town it Connecticut where spoiled white kids thrive. If you don't have at least one kid that plays one of the following: soccer
Lax
Football

Then get the hell out. Walking around the halls of Saxe Middle school, don't be alarmed if you hear "do you have the stash" in a hushed voice. they are most likeley talking about the toxic glue mixture they call slime. If your out on the town you will find kids who look way too young to be out on their own strolling around with Starbucks in one hand and the latest iPhone in the other. The known dress code is expensive brand tops, iviva legging or ripped jean and some known brand of shoes. (Uggs, bean boots, converse , vans etc..) for girls and for guys just... vineyard vines and some sort of lax or football franchise. All freshman girls look the same, dress the same, and have pin straight hair in a side part. The diversity rate is somewhere around 0%. At least one of everyone's parents commute to NYC via train and have high pay jobs. If you sit in the student section without intoxication then your dead. If you want your little girl to embrace her differences then do not move to New Canaan.
New Canaan is the place where everyone owns at least 3 cars.
by Thedeathofabachelor December 5, 2017
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Oh Canada

What Canada's girlfriend Holland says during sex
"Oh Canada, glorious and free, true patriots love you"
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