piss on my clit

An interjection synonymous to "Shit On My Dick!" yet uses opposite words.

Gamer 1: Yo I just scored 3 times in a row on you in Rocket League! *Scores fourth goal*
Gamer 2: Piss on my clit!

by NotThatInn0cent September 22, 2017

Ping it and Cling it

Ping it and Cling it is a variation of Ping it and Fling it in which the primary goal is to have sex with a target. But then the Cling it comes in where either they are attractive enough, the sex was good enough, or you end up liking them enough to want to keep them around.

Brian: Dude Janelle was supposed to be a ping it and Fling it but wow she also has a Pog collection, I’d like to Ping it and Cling it instead.
Dan: You two sound perfect for each other.

by W0ND0 November 13, 2017

Shit on my clit

Used to express shock, horror or excitement.

Abbreviation - SOMC

Well shit on my clit if I don't look thuglife in a couple of those pictures

Shit on my clit she accepted my friend request !

by Milf pussay destroyer May 9, 2020

Mentally disabled client

And not anything else.

The mentally disabled client keeps waking up but everyone knows it would be better if it didn't.

by Hym Iam November 20, 2020

smacking your clit

when you smack a women’s pussy 😁🙏😎

harry: you like when i smacking your clit?
lorena: fuck.... YES!

by pussydestroyerclismacker December 13, 2020

Doing a cling

Someone who only has friends that smokes weed (ain’t that suspicious)

Look at him he’s doing a cling

by Yo-yo a dooo February 26, 2021

Limp dicking the clit

To do something half ass or put something off until later.

It was extremely hot outside so he waited until the sun goes down. If it does it’ll be nighttime. He’s limp dicking the clit.

by WilksJohannes January 20, 2021