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So easy Chris can do it

The equivalent of saying "So easy a cave man can do it." Phrase used to describe an easy task. This phrase originated from Maine. Chris is someone from Maine who looks like a caveman.
Geico auto insurance, you can save 15% in 15 minutes. So easy Chris can do it.
by Troy Wojtaszek December 27, 2007
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YOU CAN NEVER FIGHT A GHOST

Ghost: something is over and done with; a past that can't be changed; the invisible enemy or something that you can't get a grasp or see; something more spiritual than physical.

YOU CAN NEVER FIGHT A GHOST means:
1.If something is over and done with, you can't keep on fighting it, because it is over. If someone has died, it would be futile for their loved ones to try to keep them alive (which is obviously impossible).
2. You can't fight or overcome an invisible enemy or something that you can't get a grasp on (because ghosts are transparent).
3.You can never fight something that you can't see. Marry a Widow...you'll find that her late husband was a saint...no matter what she said while he was alive.
4.You can't change the past.
5.You cannot fight against someone or something that is more spiritual than physical...for example, you can't defeat a martyr
6. You can't change the past, what mistakes were made, etc just learn from them and try not to make the same ones again
It's over, man. You can never fight a ghost!
by ino0 October 7, 2006
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Get in where I can fit in

To take advantage of a situation, whether it be optimal or otherwise, due to a feeling of unworth.
"Get in where I can fit in is what I need to do with this drunk woman I met in the bar."
by Brittany V. Young February 11, 2007
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can i speak to you son

If said by dad, you are FUCKED. That is, unless you play the "SHUT THE FUCK UP BEFORE I POP MY GAT AND SHOOT YOU IN THE FUCKIN FACE!" card.
"I suspect you are doing drugs. Can i speak to you, son?"
by fuck boy October 19, 2004
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Can I lick your lemon?

When a man will approach a woman, and ask her can i lick your lemon, or her vagina.
My boyfriend came up to me and said, "Can I lick your lemon?" I said yes.
by britt&blairarecool August 31, 2010
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She can get the kids

Guy A: Yo Sasha is fine as hell.
Guy B: Yeah bruh bruh she can get the kids!
by iamanthonydean June 14, 2019
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Hung like a can of 80/'

The only plausible reason for a hot chick to be dating a penniless dweeb. Pronounced "Eighty". Local variants, employing any beverage sold in cans larger than 400ml, are acceptable.
Agent 1: Why is Grace dating Ted? He's dumb, fugly and shit-broke, whilst the only two words to describe her are both "Hubba".

Agent 2: Word is, dude is hung like a can of 80/'.
by TheNix November 23, 2011
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