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Brandon

Brandon is the kind of guy that is quiet but not shy. He hangs out with a bunch of friends but he doesn't make his presence known like the others. With good-ish sense of style, and shoes that belong in 2021, you'll probably hear him talking about drake; or a sport that he is obsessed with. Brandon is normally blonde with blue eyes. He tends to study people a lot by watching conversations nearby unravel. Brandon also has a short attention span, so to expand it, he fiddles with his hands and ALL over his papers.
Girl 1: Brandon is sooo hot!
Girl 2: I wanna marry Brandon one day...
Guy 1: Wtf
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Brandon Mode

The act of saying something extremally gay in detailed fashion because someone happened to make you upset.
Guy 1 " I'm gonna gape your tight asshole with my index and middle finger while I violently stick my tongue inside you"
Guy 2 "Nigga wtf you just went Brandon mode"
by oiuhgjvipoiuyhjgjui November 5, 2023
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Brandon Rizzo Energy

When you automatically have a burst of nerdy energy and correct people in a nerd like fashion
When I was doing math, some random kid has a burst of Brandon Rizzo Energy and said I did it wrong, but in fact he was wrong
by TTT&VL March 5, 2024
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Brandon

Every Brandon (branden) who ever lived or is living, is either a felon, drug addict or woman
Beater. They love getting innocent girls addicted to drugs and then calling them a whore. Complete douche bags.
That poor girl must have gotten involved with brandon dile
Don’t be such a brandon and stop whining
by Lukewarmlady April 4, 2022
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Brandon

Brandon has the biggest piece of meat you will ever see.
As soon as you lock eyes with that huge piece of steak you will be mesmerised squirting everywhere
Last night I accidentally looked at Brandon, it was soaked
by John Lismore February 23, 2024
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Brandon

Brandon is typically someone who’s sharing a father/son relationship with his dog.
Come here son!” “No not you Brandon, I meant the Dog
by YoursTrulyTheCutie November 22, 2021
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Brandon

Cool guy to hang around, but you don't see him much. One of his qualities is being exceptionally bald.
Is it just me, or does Brandon kinda look like Goku?
by un813 August 5, 2021
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