Alabama Weld

Also known as Bama Weld or Bama Bond

Ducting taping an object beyond necessity to the point of it being more duct tape than object.

Someone side swiped me, Had to Alabama weld my car mirror

by Keef_stix December 14, 2020

The Alabama breathalyzer

An act of oral copulation where the male(or w.e.)takes a goatsie(see def.)position. The other partner will then orally populate from the rear position.

"Dude the bbq was litty, your mom gave me the Alabama breathalyzer. And nobody saw shit."

by Thor Lakeshore January 6, 2021

Alabama

The place where your shotgun is next to your head and your sister's in bed with cigarette burns on the bedsheet and moonshine makers runnin' in the basement. Probably also meth makers.

"Alabama is the ball sweat equivalent of the United States."

by Bruhmomentthefirst™ January 11, 2021

Alabama Stew

Eating out a female relative who is on their period.

Bro I ate out my sister last night and it was the tastiest Alabama Stew ever!

by MrCurryMans January 15, 2021

Alabama Hot Pocket

It is when during sex you shit in a Females vagina and you proceed (optional) to fuck it with your dick or fingers.

Naw bro, I can’t go to the party. I will be giving Jessica and Alabama Hot Pocket

by Go fuck yourself, bitch! January 20, 2021

Alabama Christmas Tree

1. Start with a Dude on the bottom,

2. Stack the participants from largest to smallest,

3. Has to have, the main stem the "penis in the ass" that or a strap on.

4. The way to stack depends on the use you can do a starfish formation or stack up 90 degrees after the last stacked person.

Extra: For the Frosted Tree continue to do it after the ejaculation for a nice coating of winter white

PS. *Fun for the entire family*

John: How was putting up the tree, for Christmas eve?
Tim: Oh it was amazing, though we accidentally split some winter white on the floor
John: Oh did the pine tree have pre frosting on it?
Tim: no, WE made the frosting, all 8 of us ;}
John: oh the Alabama Christmas tree?
Tim: want to be the top star?

by Monke_man January 21, 2021

Alabama Cackle

When a girl is giving you a blumpkin and the guy has explosive Diarrhea. The girl knows it’s happening but doesn’t want to stop with the blowjob, however, the diarea smells so bad it makes her gag, which then leads to her puking with the dick in her mouth. As she is getting, she is making a half cough sound with a gag noise, a sort of “cackle”

“Hey bro Sarah was over last night and she did the Alabama cackle. It was righteous bro!”

by Jbotg January 23, 2021