Alabama

My name because my parents are assholes

Rando: Your name is Alabama?

Me: yeah..
Rando: like the state?
Me: yeah
Rando: oh, so like.. do you kiss your cousin?
Me: *dissapointed pikachu face*

by Ahaha lol June 5, 2020

alabama frogsplash

When you pour large amounts of urine into the pussy and proceed to bounce on a female with juices splashing out

Hey babe lets get to bouncing and get all Alabama frogsplashing on yo ass

by Moist bush January 14, 2016

Alabama spit swap

When on man ejaculate into another mans urethra

Last night me and Donny we’re wrastlin and we gave each other the old Alabama spit swap

by Thicc shawty April 15, 2022

Alabama variant

A COVID-19 variant which is exclusively transmitted through fecal matter. It spreads more quickly than other COVID-19 variants. May cause explosive diarrhea.

Upon entering her apartment, Betty finds her roommate lying in a pool of shit on the kitchen floor.
Betty : It reeks in here! What the fuck is going on?
Roommate : Don’t touch anything, I’ve caught the Alabama variant.

by AlabamaBaby February 20, 2021

Alabama Dump Truck

When you stand back to back with someone holding up each other’s weight, and take a dump in to the same toilet at the same time

This weekend my boy and I both had to take a dump at the same time, and decided to head to the bathroom for an Alabama Dump Truck.

by RD94 November 25, 2021

Alabama Lobster Fight

A unique sexual fetish with traced to to both Smiths Station, Andalusia, and Smut Eye Alabama. While engaged in 69 both participants urinate in the others face post orgasm.

I was face fucking this girl and she started an Alabama Lobster Fight with me.

by The Alabama Muff Diver November 8, 2019

Alabama HorseShoe

When you obtain man milk and slather it on the bottom of someone's feet and let it crust

Person one: Im gonna give you an alabama horseshoe
Person two: Oh yes daddy i love my feet being crust

by c3rr0t July 4, 2025