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Flaming Asshole. 

Originating from the word Asshole or the Latin phrase: (nequissimi ignea culus) is the term used to describe someone who is very unlikeable and tends to hold the belief that they are like amongst the people and can usually hold the characteristics of a Babbling Idiot. (See: Bernie Sanders) Pronounced: A•ss•hol
Matt: Bernie Sanders just said the biggest threat to the nation is white men and their mercantilistic ways and then he removed me from his rally.

Donald: Well as you may know, Senator Sanders is a Flaming Asshole. maybe the biggest, warmest, and largest the world has ever seen.
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tencher the asshole 

a word for a person who likes alot of ham
1 dude u know what u are tencher the asshole

2 tencher the asshole,tencher the asshole i bet u got ham in ur bag
tencher the asshole by ohad January 20, 2008

Stretch the Asshole

The act of stretching the opening of a balloon over the end of an N2O cracker.
Dude help me stretch the asshole over this!
Stretch the Asshole by Lolman225 October 15, 2011

Hell's Asshole 

In the book in the shadow trilogy Hell's Asshole was the name for the pit they put the worst of the worst in. There was a hole in the botttom that sounded like it shrieked and wailed it also smelled of sulphur. Hence Hell's asshole.
Civi 1: Did you here about that pedo?
Civi 2: The one that got sent to Hell's asshole?
Civi 1: Yeah, that's the one.
Hell's Asshole by Eladriin May 25, 2013

fantasy football asshole 

Someone being arrogant, rude, obnoxious, or just a total dickhead . A real prick that makes you feel so shitty in the inside. A passive-aggressive jerk. Constantly talking shit in the fantasy football league no matter what his record is.
"J0-EE is the biggest fantasy football asshole in our league!"
asshole
dickhead
fantasy football asshole by cazed September 25, 2013

Dickless Halfwit Asshole 

A Dickless Halfwit Asshole is someone thinks that the perpetuation of anti-semitic stereotypes and anti-semitism itself is more acceptable than other forms of racism. An example would be someone who reads the definition for "Jewed" on this website and thinks it is funny or acceptable. For all the Dickless Halfwit Assholes reading this, let me tell you, it is not, and this behavior will ruin many of your relationships and professional aspirations in life (unless you are trying to become a professional Nazi). If you as a reader condone anti-semitism, then you yourself are a Dickless Halfwit Asshole and you need to educate your ignorant and degenerate burden-on-society of a self before you cause any more harm. This definition is brought to you by a proud black man supportive of our Jewish allies in the fight to end racism

Note to the people who manage this website: If you do not let this definition get posted then you MUST at least censor objectively racist and harmful definitions more carefully. They are not funny and do benefit anyone. Prove to the world that we can become better than we are, and that you can become better than you have been in your borderline racist management of this website.
1. Man, don't use the word "Jewed", you Dickless Halfwit Asshole.

2. If you think that anti-Israel sentiments are so different from anti-semitic sentiments, then you are a Dickless Halfwit Asshole and need to educate yourself. (Saying "I'm anti-Israel, not anti-Semitic" is like responding to the Black Lives Matter movement with the rebuttal that "All lives matter". If you do not understand why this is so, then please educate yourself)
an arogent bastard who is the biggest dickhole in your schoole but is still popular and who desers to get the fuck beaten out of him wich is carlos in carpentry at nst
hey your fat ? fuck you carlos you asshole BAM a 2 by 4 to you head
asshole by jac16 September 21, 2008