The act of placing peanut butter and jelly inside your ass. Then forcing someone to eat all of it out of your ass.
I call it a peanut butter jelly and asshole sandwich, but Tom here, would be calling it lunch.

Man 1: Hey dude, wanna go grab some lunch? Man 2: Naw bro I'm good. Your mom served me a hell of a Peanut Butter Jelly and Asshole Sandwich.
by Noushbag March 28, 2011
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"Daaaaammmmn...it's colder than a well digger's asshole out there!!"
by Well Digger August 30, 2011
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a canadian goose, covered in diaharea
Yesterday i saw a asshole ketchup toaster rocking chair flying by my house while i was taking a shit.
by Asshole muncher February 21, 2011
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When you're raging in CS:GO you then will come to a complete life of swearing everytime you die and you will run out of words and make them up and create this.
by EndItall666 April 24, 2018
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A phrase meaning really powerful and fast, especially relating to old muscle cars, and only used by white dudes from Florida.
Don't let the rust fool you, that ol' El Camino 'll tear the asshole out of a grizzly bear.
by ka-chan February 15, 2012
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When you see a super hot chick and you actually think her shit don't stink. You actually visualize rimming, sucking on, and eating out her asshole even with remnants of shit in her butt crevice. But, to you, it is well worth it because she is sooooo hot. Sometimes it can be used as an Acronym : (ETSOOHA). It is pronounced "Et-sew-ha".
1.) Horny Bastard: Look at Britney Spears....she has a super juicy butt and looks hot!

Fat Bastard: I would so Eat The Shit Out Of Her Asshole!

2.) Nerd#1: Do you think Britney Spears is hot?

Nerd#2: Man, I would ETSOOHA anyday!!!
by Sicilianbuttfucker June 21, 2011
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An expression used with anger, brought on by irony.
Alanis: "It's like rain on your wedding day, a no smoking sign on your cigarette break, like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife, like meeting the man of your dreams...then meeting his beautiful wife.........

FRENCH TOAST MY ASSHOLE . "
by urbandiclova October 19, 2010
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