Overactive(typically drug enhanced) verbal diarrea that has zero regard for anyone else on the planet. Can be mistaken for a jigging sesh gremlin but this is a initial form.
Woooooowwww look at them go!(everyone quiet in awe of the Bryer Syndrome) " Bet you five bucks he will jump in that garbage can for attention from anyone/thing on the planet."
by tony'snakesquad June 1, 2020
Get the Bryer Syndrome mug.int. The constant feeling that you need to insert the word "like" into every other word as an interjection into a sentence. Felt to be annoying by most. May have to be institutionalized. If overused, can cause asphyxiation and death.
Jenny: "And, like, he, like, is, like, so, like, totally, like, cute! I, like, really, like, want, like, to, like, go, like, out, like with him!"
Anne: "That's one serious case of Likenson's Syndrome!"
Jenny: "Like, what did you, like, just, like say?!"
Anne: "That's one serious case of Likenson's Syndrome!"
Jenny: "Like, what did you, like, just, like say?!"
by SayWhatTurtle July 23, 2012
Get the Likenson's Syndrome mug.Yes Sir your honer I was going to show up for the hearing last month for your hearing but my L.T.F.B.S SYNDROME WAS REALLY acting up everytime I tried to come in.
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Get the Hyperhydeprosopon Syndrome mug.Generally fishy people are born with this syndrome - which (fortunately) has no cure.
A person who has an abnormal addiction to fishes and even goes so far as to paint them on their nails
Are mainly located near harbours, the sea, rural fishy places and even in their aquariums.
You might tease them by calling them 'fish-face'
A person who has an abnormal addiction to fishes and even goes so far as to paint them on their nails
Are mainly located near harbours, the sea, rural fishy places and even in their aquariums.
You might tease them by calling them 'fish-face'
Random person: oh so you eat fish some times?
fishy person: ... hmm yeh at time (like a BAWS). There's even a fish on my fb-cover. I can't help it .. it's all the Mohonian Syndrome causing it.
random person: wow.. fish is beneficial. (mind blowing)
fishy person: ... hmm yeh at time (like a BAWS). There's even a fish on my fb-cover. I can't help it .. it's all the Mohonian Syndrome causing it.
random person: wow.. fish is beneficial. (mind blowing)
by thePEARL.347 March 6, 2012
Get the Mohonian syndrome mug.The pattern of symptoms revolving around a complete and utter failure with all members of the opposite sex.
These symptoms usually include, but are not limited to:
Never getting sex,
All plans with the opposite sex fall through 99% of the time at the absolute last minute to make you feel even shittier,
Any relationship you may think you're in only lasting a maximum of two weeks,
Your partner leaving you after only a short amount of time for another person,
The new person you just went on a date with having had a guy over the night before your date,
The only people that want you live over 12 hours away,
Going out of your way to see someone who is a special person to you only to be broken up with after going through all the trouble, and
Having the previous thing happen multiple times with multiple people.
Basically having a case of Murphy's Law of the opposite sex.
These symptoms usually include, but are not limited to:
Never getting sex,
All plans with the opposite sex fall through 99% of the time at the absolute last minute to make you feel even shittier,
Any relationship you may think you're in only lasting a maximum of two weeks,
Your partner leaving you after only a short amount of time for another person,
The new person you just went on a date with having had a guy over the night before your date,
The only people that want you live over 12 hours away,
Going out of your way to see someone who is a special person to you only to be broken up with after going through all the trouble, and
Having the previous thing happen multiple times with multiple people.
Basically having a case of Murphy's Law of the opposite sex.
How'd it go with ole girl last night? - guy2
Her sister went into labor last night so she canceled before she even met me at the theater - Ryan
Ryan Syndrome? - guy2
Ryan Syndrome - Ryan
Her sister went into labor last night so she canceled before she even met me at the theater - Ryan
Ryan Syndrome? - guy2
Ryan Syndrome - Ryan
by the woogier June 14, 2011
Get the Ryan Syndrome mug.An instinctive and unfounded hatred of any replacement, sequel etc. which fails to fill the immense shoes of its predecessor.
Guy 1: "Shit, how bad were Pirates 2 and The Matrix Reloaded?"
Guy 2: "Ah cmon, they both had their merits"
Guy 1: "Nah, completely sucked ass, with no redeeming features"
Guy 2: "Think you're suffering from Matrix Syndrome dude"
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Guy 1: "This new boss is a real douche; he's got nothing on our old boss!"
Guy 2: "He's been here one day. I reckon you've got Matrix Syndrome"
Guy 2: "Ah cmon, they both had their merits"
Guy 1: "Nah, completely sucked ass, with no redeeming features"
Guy 2: "Think you're suffering from Matrix Syndrome dude"
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Guy 1: "This new boss is a real douche; he's got nothing on our old boss!"
Guy 2: "He's been here one day. I reckon you've got Matrix Syndrome"
by Flashheart January 8, 2009
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