2 MLG 4 U

A phrase indicating or implying that the person who released these words is better than you at just about everything and that you are about to "get rekt" (another term implying that someone has absolutely raped you at whatever activity you are competing in)

Sorry bro, you can't join my clan, i'm way 2 MLG 4 U.

by an oddly literate kamikaze May 14, 2016

y u makin soup

The term used to when you make soup and someone comes and ask the fuck why you are making soup at 12:00 midnight.

It’s 12:00 at night. y u makin soup?

by OOG THE CAVE MAN February 10, 2019

U smell like penises

Used to insult someone who smells horrible

Hey hobo u smell like penises

by Epictailz February 19, 2017

U-S-S-W

-USSW - an Up standing Shower Wank,
Origonated in the Showe cubical and is still today one of mans hardest tasks he faces when in the Shower,

-Stand up in a shower and let rip







<marquee> HEY MUM IAM ON THE NET </marquee>

by jonnykettlewasher November 17, 2004

zif-I, zif-U

A coloquial abbreviation of "As if I care", or "as if you care". Used to express disbeleif at the other's lack of consideration, or to express a lack of consideration of the other's predicament.

"i promise never to do it again"
"zif-i, you can do what you want, i don't care anymore"

"I hope you do well in your exam tomorrow"
"zif-u - you were totally against me going back to college"

"Hey how're you doing mate?"
"zif-u, you're full of shit"

"I've been getting these headaches every time you play your heavy metal music"

"zif-I, you don't think about me when you mow the lawn at 8am!"

or

"zif-U, you greasy haired mother"

by PoleKat and SkodaBitch January 29, 2005

I told u I was hardcore

Some guy into the internet and doing drugs decided to overdose while on an internet chat and webcam.

"i told u i was hardcore" were among his last words.

by buryme September 4, 2003

I have to tell u something

1.When ur crush texts you and then u get that felling in your stomach

2.when ur boyfriend texts u and says that u just shit your self since ur so scared he will break up with u

1
Crush:Hey I have to tell u something .
Me:ok what’s up .
Me inside:holy shit is this really happening .
2
Boyfriend:hey I have to tell you something

Me:oh ok what’s up

Me inside :shit is this really fucking happening

by Mainbitch2.0 February 28, 2019