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the zach

A person who loves doing it in booty he loves cock in and around his mouth
I was a the zach last night idk what came over me
by bangbang91 March 29, 2014
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#1-the perfect name for a nerdy chubby guy who tries to cover up his geekyness by wearing abercrombie and hollister, and is a genious in his own mind and makes fun of others who are fat, and of the homo sexuality when in true life he is and should not be talking.most likely someone with very few friends, and squeezes his cousins boobs.
#2-someone with a very messy grandmother (usially by the name of susan,phyliss,betty,etc.)
3-someone who gorges on cheese all day long
4-someone who spends 50% of there lives making wierd videos of people and sends them too everybody to try to embarass them
That kid named zach over there is very ugly and is making wierd videos.

Where do you think he got the name..Zach?
by dimplesandcream32 December 25, 2007
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An exceedingly boring individual who would be far more epic if he would change his name to Zacharias.
We're looking at you, Zach. O.O
Theseus aka Zach bores me and his girlfriend wanted me to say that she hates him. Enjoy, dollface.
by Severus Sexy Snape July 24, 2011
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Zach is a tool who thinks he is hot but he really looks like the bottom of a gorilla butt. He picks his nose and is a dork.
ZACH TOOLE IS A MONKEY BUTT
by baebaenumbaone April 30, 2014
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a real asshole who probably is blonde and probably fucks 10 year olds from Discord 24/7
Mom, why is there a Zach in this chatroom
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Is gay, cause he likes a trap
by Wiener Balls December 19, 2018
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An intelligent, independent, very funny person, often found reading or playing Video games. Talks most around friends and can flirt well, being the person he is he is not very athletic but still seems to stay in shape lol. He doesn’t know much about girls and hasn’t had many, but when he does have one he is loyal and sticks with her forever :)
Him- Have you met that kid Zach?

Her- Ya he’s awesome!!!
by TUTLESSsSs June 13, 2018
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