zach

a really fat fat kid with a small dick and has no friends

yo that kid over there is such a zach

by twatpocket December 19, 2009

Zach

A douche-cunt. Someone who walks up to a stranger at a party and asks "who the fuck are you?"

A Zach: If you make out with a girl, shouldn't she automatically have to have sex with you?
Jecca: What the fuck? You're such a douche-cunt.

by Jazzy C March 25, 2009

zach

a short, obnoxious, sometimes idiotic orthodox.

enjoys making racial comments and obscene jokes.

michael: yeah, because you're jewish!
rhea: that was such a zach joke.

by beanernumbero2 December 9, 2008

zach

likes to like ballsacks to get ball sweat in his mouth

zach

by johnnydogoodiloveu February 5, 2009

Zach

Usually blonde, a man with strange tastes and even stranger habits. Good Athelete, all the girls like him at first, but then they grow to hate him. Wears V-necks, vests with belts, and skinny jeans for no apparent reason other than his mom dresses him. Usually comes off as an asshole, but that's only because he actually is an asshole. A connoisseur of fruity drinks, Migos, and girls named Peaches

Did you see Zach at that baseball game? He was on Fire.
He looked good, but that's only because his girl Peaches is watching

by ThaRealUrbanDictionary May 12, 2015

Zach

Not to be confused with any regular Zach, this queer boy writes songs about the boy, Christian, that he is in love with. He also wants that Christian boy to teach him how to ice skate. He also brags about the mass amounts of sex he had with his midget ex girlfriend. He also likes to get in random freshman's pants, but always fails. He looks very gay with his straightened hair.

Holy crap, Zach is STILL trying to get in my boyfriend's pants!

by lerar October 16, 2008

zach

The kind of Man whore who acts so sweet and nice and likes to kiss innocent girls, and then ask them if they 'just want to be friends'. The usual 'kiss&ditch'.

Zach is also asian.
He also has a small dick.
He also needs proactive.
He also wishes he could get a classy girl, and once he has one he ditches her, becuase hes to nervous to be around such an amzing girl. So, instead, he dates whores who makeout with him, because he doesn't really know how to carry on a real conversation with a girl who he acually likes. MEGA FAGGOT.

Classy girl: Anthony seems sweet.
Some hoe: I know hes so damn sexy. I hooked up with him last week.
Classy girls friend: Oh shit. Looks like we are dealing with a zach.
Classy girl: i've been down this road. Let's egg him.>:D

by hairywang November 16, 2010