by Dwyane May 8, 2006

by paulobeef October 28, 2008

by drrrl July 18, 2011

A tall, slender, athletic, very attractive, Caucasian man with long hair (usually dread locked), a long burly beard, a curmudgeony and sour yet, charming and funny disposition, refined taste, and an above average iq. They are usually loyal, slightly elitist and fussy (especially when bothered).They complain constantly and like to be left alone. They are as aware of their own short comings as they are of every one else's and tend to use alcohol, marijuana and other recreational pharmaceuticals to cope with their loathing for most of humanity. They are usually found living in the Rocky Mountain regions of the United States but migratory patterns show that they occasionally wander into in the Mid-West and Pacific Northwest regions of the United States.
I know he has his faults, but I really love the Grumpy Yeti.
Yes, I will pick up the Grumpy Yeti before I head to the show.
Yes, I will pick up the Grumpy Yeti before I head to the show.
by Deadhead Mountain Girl July 9, 2010

Having the velvety smooth inner thighs (ruined by 2-day old shave stubble) of a large dark skinned woman smashed against your face parts, causing near-suffocation.
by ClamBake1 April 3, 2017

A group in large numbers.
A strong team of individuals within an experienced organisation of Yeti's, beware A GAGL.
A strong team of individuals within an experienced organisation of Yeti's, beware A GAGL.
by LordOfTheYeti December 18, 2019

When finishing sexual intercourse in doggy style, ejaculate into your hand, then yell "LOOK! A SASQUATCH!" and then proceed to throw it at your partner's face when they turn back around, confused.
*Note: Sexual intercourse is not a prerequisite for the palm yeti, you must just ejaculate into your hand.
A business partner may also suffice.
*Note: Sexual intercourse is not a prerequisite for the palm yeti, you must just ejaculate into your hand.
A business partner may also suffice.
Danny:
"Hey, Mr. Johnson, can you take a look at these spreadsheets- OH MY GOD! LOOK! A SASQUATCH!"
*Throws semen on Mr. Johnson*
Mr. Johnson:
"OH DAMN! I JUST GOT PALM YETI'D!"
"Hey, Mr. Johnson, can you take a look at these spreadsheets- OH MY GOD! LOOK! A SASQUATCH!"
*Throws semen on Mr. Johnson*
Mr. Johnson:
"OH DAMN! I JUST GOT PALM YETI'D!"
by Beniamin June 29, 2012
