You’re mum

You’re mum means when someone is about to brutally muders your mother then days “you’re mum”

Someone:Omg you’re mum 😂😂😂🤣🤣
You:NO PLEASE. DONT KILL MY MOTHER I BEG YOU. SHES THE ONLY FAMILY IVE GOT LEFT

by You you you’re mum October 10, 2021

You’re sexy and Your meat is huge

A compliment, used to describe epic men.

Rin: You’re sexy and your meat is huge
Jay: MY MEAT IS HUGE

by Soloskeleton October 7, 2019

you’re on mute

The most common phrase used during business video conferencing throughout COVID, often accompanied with much gesticulation

Tom -

Bob - We can’t hear you, you’re on mute
Tom -
Bob - no, still can’t, you’re on mute
Tom - I f***king hate these video calls
Bob - that’s it, we can all hear you now

by Martin X McFarty February 19, 2021

You’re good!

used to scream when backing a person up. even if the person backing up may not be good you just keep saying you’re good

Cam: (backing up the truck)
Brayden + Tay: you’re good!!

by grandpa bray May 16, 2022

you’re beat

You’re dead to me. I don’t fuck with you. It also could mean no.

Example 1: After finding out that Noah was being extra shady, Kirsten said “You’re beat bro” and ceased all contact with Noah.

Example 2:

Jack: Bro can you front me some weed?

Mark: Nah, you’re beat!

by Idontfuckwithyouuuu October 25, 2017

you’re solo

Something you say when you break up with your ex

I just broke up with you now you’re solo

by thecharacterwannie June 16, 2022

My friend thinks you’re cute, can they get your number?

A cruel “prank” typically involving walking up to someone deemed ugly, unsuspecting, vulnerable, or otherwise an easy target to be dishonestly told that one of the instigator’s friends thinks they’re cute, and asking for their number.

This goes past pranking and leans more into bullying, even if the instigator doesn’t think it does, because it causes emotional harm to the victim who had their number asked for. Sometimes it is recorded without the victim’s consent and/or posted to the internet.

There are infinite better ways to have a fun time and laugh than pulling it on someone. Not recommended.

Person A: My friend thinks you’re cute, can they get your number?
Person B: Fuck off.

by may saliva July 29, 2025