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bald wookie

Very hairy guy, except for the top of his head.
More hair on his shoulders than on his dome.
My God! Daren looks like a bald Wookie!!
by RacerXrulz5 January 12, 2009
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Tub Wookie

The hair ball or clump in the tub after someone takes shower or bath. Generally used when you find someone else's, as opposed to calling your own a Tub Wookie.
A few strands of hair or small clump may be called a Tub Ewok
Dammit Gwen! Stop leaving a Tub Wookie in the drain after every time you shower!

Michael, when you leave the shower, do you think you could take the Tub Wookie with you?
by frankieidaROOP April 11, 2010
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angry wookie

When a woman backs her buttocks into a man's testicles unexpectedly, causing him to emit a noise not unlike Chewbacca's signature moan.
Woman: "Sorry, did I back up too fast?"
Man: <Chewbacca noise>
Woman: "Wow, you sound like an angry wookie!"
by Louis Radywonik September 6, 2008
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wookie sex

A term used to describe sex with a deaf person (or between two deaf people) due to the ridiculous noises made during intercourse.

Origin: Rochester Institute of Technology, Rochester, NY
I couldn't sleep last night because those two deafies kept me up with their loud wookie sex.
by <cheeseburger> November 18, 2011
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Grooming the Wookie

My buddy, Cody, likes grooming the wookie in the shower to some midgets with large thumbs that are dressed like clowns!
by Cody's bud, Rob from Cali June 11, 2006
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Wookie Mistake

Getting so drunk the night before that you wake up the next day to a fat hairy (ocasionally mexican) "female" laying next to you

Also, marrying and/or allowing your best friends to marry and cohabitate with a large, hairy hemanbitch, that is always busting out of clothes 3 sizes too small, while sitting on the couch eating ice cream and asking their counterpart to bring it back and forth from the freezer because she may burn calories on the way that she must have to maintain her wookie figure.
"Man, those jaeger bombs tore me up so bad I made like 3 wookie mistakes in a week..."

"I am a sad panda...I let my friend make a wookie mistake, and now he is lost in the jowls of that nasty hemanbitch."
by rabidduck457 December 18, 2008
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Wookie Knot

When a woman does not shave their lower regions, and when they are turned on, their creamy juices drip down into the hair, creating a dried up knot after several hours of unhygienic activity, referred to as a Wookie Knot.
Wow man, this one girl, jesus, she had a huge wookie knot bro, I couldn't even get my shit through the hole, let alone carve my way through the knot.
by Dirtymaster October 31, 2008
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