Thor

An imbecile who seems to think that he would be a better ruler than our lord and saviour Loki Laufeyson.

"I AM THE GOD OF THUNDERRRRRRR!!" ~Thor

by Willow Laufeyson September 14, 2018

thor

A long hair bitch with his bob the builder hammer

thor my guy right here

by zzk May 13, 2019

The Thor

When you go to the bar and pick up a chick wearing lightning bolt ear rings. After bringing her back to your place while fucking her doggy style you rip the lightning bolt earrings out of her ears and jam them in her ass.

Hey you see that bitch over there?! I totally gave her the Thor last night!

by G unit15 November 26, 2022

thor arnold

generally a good buy who tends to have hugh lengths in both muscular and penis size.

wow, i wish i was thor arnold

by akasd asdaske January 29, 2017

Thor

Opposite of Loki (low key) - loud, massive, amazing

We're heading to this dope-ass gig tonight, it's gonna be Thor asf

by monkey300 November 25, 2018

Thor Keener

Thor Keener is the main character from the 1999 movie "Dimpled Ballied".

Thor Keener has a younger brother, Trystan Keener. The main thing you should know about Thor Keener is that he has a skinny wiener. This is the joke of the movie.

At a sleepover, two friends are changing into their PJs

Ben Dover: Bro, why is your wiener so skinny?

Jake Diamond: Oh, I was just taking some inspiration from Thor Keener

by dimpledballz June 3, 2023

Thor

thor is a very yummy snack who is also my dad

he lost mjolnir but it's cool because he has stormbreaker

he's the best avenger ok bye

"Thor is so beautiful"
"bACK OFF HE'S MINE"

by pglays November 18, 2018