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Livestock Fingering

The practice of inserting a finger in and then out of any farm animal until one of you completes.

Can be done for your pleasure or for the animals.
Hey Pete, do you want to go to the country to do some Livestock Fingering? I've fingered a goat and a ram but never a chicken.

Its 9am. Have you fingered your livestock today?

Have you gotten to Third Base (aka fingering) with that ram?
by PartTimeLover November 23, 2009
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Fingering

When a guy in a cruise hot tub puts 2 fingers in a girls pussy to pleasure her. She then clenches her fist in the agony of pleasure. Then everybody in the hot tub figures it out that the guys is fingering her and everyone gets out.
He was fingering her before sex for extra pleasure
by Hotjock22 October 20, 2017
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Lingering booty

When you hook up with a girl right before you go on vacation so you don't need the booty while away.
Jim got lingering booty before he went up Florida with his family so he's good.
by E31221 December 18, 2016
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Fingering the Beans

The act of stimulating an anus with your finger while said person is in the process of having explosive chunky or thick muddy diarrhea resembling beans or re-fried beans. In general the diarrhea coats the finger, hand and wrist at beast.
John by accident ended up fingering the beans with his girlfriend Lily. While lost in lust her bowels gave out and she exploded horrid chunky diarrhea all over but John refused to quit and kept swirling his digit around in the beans.
by Dogler July 27, 2017
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Wingdingler

"That man's bulge is fucking massive, he definitely a wingdingler"

Mary: "My husband is so fucking retarded"

Susan: "How have you stayed with him all these years?"

Mary: "Oh he is just a wingdingler"
by KrackerJacks December 9, 2021
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Sleep-fingering

The act of pleasuring your female partner while both are sleeping and neither having any knowledge of what’s going on.
Steve knew he had a history of sleepwalking, but never did he imagine he’d experience what happened today. During an afternoon nap with his girlfriend Steve was awoke to sleep-fingering her.
by JT1523 December 22, 2017
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Papa's Wingeria

A game that was blocked on Newgrounds due to the EOL of Adobe Flash. It used to be playable with the Newgrounds Player, but cannot be played anymore, just like Papa's Pizzeria, Papa's Burgeria, Papa's Hot Doggeria, Papa's Freezeria, Papa's Cheeseria, Papa's Cupcakeria, and Papa's Bakeria.
Person 1: Papa's Wingeria has been shut down. :(
Person 2: Aw come on, that was such a great game!
Person 1: I know right?
Person 2: Now I'm sad that it has been taken down.
by yes@yes.yes/yes February 7, 2021
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