Bum Wiggler

"Pro" cyclists-- Usually social riders, wearing lycra pants and jerseys, riding bikes worth more than a respectable motorcycle, and training on quite possibly the most inconvenient roads while people are attempting to get to work/school/home-- usually major, single lane roads-- and often not in the bike lane.

Not all "pro" (or pro-am) cyclists are bum wigglers but the ones that are, you typically find going up that tight, annoying stretch of hilly road at 15mph/20kph when you're already late for work.

That bloody Bum Wiggler with the Porsche jersey on Bridge St. showed up again. If he makes me miss the team meeting again I'm just going to run the bastard over.

by Numbers85 February 27, 2011

Peenie Wiggles

When 2 men pull their hard cocks out of their pants and rub them against each other until they both cum then wiggle them violently until every last drop falls to the ground.

Dick and Simon Peenie Wiggles at Joes wedding reception and shocked on looking guests!

by Crotch Pheasant May 22, 2014

worm wiggler

1. A sexually inexperienced girl who nevertheless enjoys overly-fondling the penis, particularly a flaccid (and thus non-threatening) one.

2. Any woman or girl who truly enjoys handling the male member.

Can be disparaging, or not.

"Shit man, I've known Brunhilde was nothing but a worm wiggler since that sock hop back in '58."

"Julie's a cute little worm wiggler, isn't she?"

by madlane September 9, 2016

Sire_Wiggles

Most amazing streamer on earth

Hey Sire_Wiggles! How are you doing?

by TobyNorway August 16, 2017

sire_wiggles

a legendary dwarf king that streams on twitch

have you seen that sire_wiggles

by 5p4rx October 24, 2017

Red Wiggler

Much like Red Wings, one earns their Red Wiggler by sucking the period blood off the penis of a man who just had sex with a woman who was on their period.

“I heard Nick just got his Red Wiggler to match his red wings!”

by DrGrumples July 5, 2019

Tommy Wiggler

a relatively large penis that is slightly smaller than a Johnny Dangler

“Everyone said James was hung, but I didn’t know he had a Tommy Wiggler.”

by qoda553 February 12, 2020