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lucky widow

Rich women who benefited immensely by marrying and then having their husband die.
Wow, Yoko and Anna Nicole were sure lucky widows.
by Jimmy Dink March 15, 2017
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Widow shopping

When you've been married so long that you've transitioned from being worried about your spouse when they're late getting home to fantasizing what you'd do with the insurance money.
Anna waited an hour before putting the oven on low to keep dinner warm for Bob, then logged onto Zillow to Do some Widow shopping for vacation homes she buy with his life insurance money.
by Bearsfan314 January 12, 2018
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restaurant widow

A person who is in a relationship with somebody who works in the hospitality industry (i.e. chef, restaurant owner, waiter, barman), who never sees them because they work unsociable hours (weekends, late nights etc), so much so that they may as well be a widow.
Does Faye have a husband, we've never seen him?
She's a restaurant widow.
Ah, that explains it.
by thiscouldberyan November 16, 2017
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wank widow

A woman whose husband no longer finds her sexually attractive, no longer desires to sleep with her and instead spends his free time whacking off to porn.
Jill: Kelly always seems so unhappy anymore. What's going on with her?

Jane: That poor girl's a wank widow. Bob never gives her any attention anymore. Spends all his time on the computer.
by I'm Pseudonym February 28, 2011
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Widow Maker

A large dab of more than one strain of butane hash oil (bho), rosin, ect, to be taken in a single hit.
The dude dropped a widow maker on the new omni nail.
by The Dudeeeeeeeeeee April 29, 2016
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Tattoo widow

person 1: “My husband is a tattoo artist
Person 2: “oh so you’re a tattoo widow”
by Anonymous2876 May 31, 2023
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Harvest widow

To start off-to those of you who don’t know what “Harvest Widow” means, it does not mean our husbands died. It simply means that during harvest our husbands/significant others are always ‘missing in action’. Most nights are spent alone and most events attended by yourself.
“now that I’m a harvest widow for the next few weeks do you girls want to get together for a movie night?”
by Farmerswife1021 November 4, 2018
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