Whatever, I do what I want!

Comeback used by skanky preteens on the Jenny Jones show after the audience boos them for being nasty sluts

I do drugs and I kill people! Whatever! I do what I want!

by Screamapillar June 23, 2003

whatever

Uttered in a derisive and dismissive tone, in response to a confrontation or accusation which has been judged to be unimpressive, obnoxious, or disingenuous. Often used to dismiss someone when it is clear that rational discussion would be a waste of time and energy.

Don't tell me you believe in that "evolution" stuff! The Bible clearly states that the Earth is 6,000 years old!

Whatever, dude. Can you go bother someone else now please?

by Greenie November 3, 2003

whatever rows your boat

Proper saying, instead of floats your boat.
Whatever makes you happy

"Should we get icecream or pizza?"
"Whatever rows your boat!"

by Smartguy321 May 11, 2014

Whatever the fuck ever

Another form of whatever. Used when you just want to add another dose of vulgarity to the sentence.

Jez: So what the fuck are we doing tonight?
Cory: Well, we can either: 1. Party and drink. Or, 2. Drink and party.
Jez: Let's just blaze and fuck.
Cory: Whatever the fuck ever, man. Let's just get some sex. Just giv'r.

by Maya January 17, 2004

whatever floats in your boat

A term used to say, "I'm glad that makes you happy, even though I don't get it myself." Although contrary to popular belief, the phrase is whatever floats in your boat, not whatever floats your boat. It is used the same way, but it is in fact whatever floats in your boat.

Damn, shes hot as hell

I dont think so man, but whatever floats in your boat.

by hahaBAM August 22, 2011

boo hoo whatever

Used in conversation to express an unsympathetic demeanor.

Boy: I feel sad. It's like we're breaking up.
Girl: Boo hoo whatever

by Liz I. and Wendy L. December 14, 2008

yeah WHATEVER!

An expression used as an exasperation when tense, flustered or angered.

"Hey Boniffa-Lattifa Jackson, we could use your pants to make a tent you're so fat," states Brian Fellows.

"...yeah WHATVEVER," exclaims Boniffa-Lattifa Jackson.

by Corey A. Chestnut January 19, 2005